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Weird Day. Just Hear Me Out

Good morning everyone! I hope you all had a fabulous Valentines day. I hope your hangovers are slight, and that you all got laid last night in honor of Saint Valentine.
(well except Casper, I'd rather not think about you getting laid by some girl).
Maybe I'll post a short hello video tonight. (Casper - this is why you need a Mac. or a webcam.)
 
Lunch date with Nose Stud Girl was successful. I complimented her lack of a swollen eye and I imagined myself having a bigger dick than all those pint-sized Japanese dudes in the place. We be goin' out near my place tomorrow night.

CaliGirl I may just make an exception and pleasure myself to your pics, in your honour.

:dance:
 
Lunch date with Nose Stud Girl was successful. I complimented her lack of a swollen eye and I imagined myself having a bigger dick than all those pint-sized Japanese dudes in the place. We be goin' out near my place tomorrow night.

CaliGirl I may just make an exception and pleasure myself to your pics, in your honour.

:dance:

Matty CONGRATS!! If you and I both pleasure ourselves to her picture at the same time, is that a 3 way?
 
Why do people think I have an anal obsession?

I've never even had anal before.

I mean yeah I like asses but big deal

I don't think you have an anal obsession. I think you have an anal fixation. Big difference. People that obsess think about assess all day. You just think about the ass that you have in front of you at that given moment.