Weird Day. Just Hear Me Out

[fiveteamer]

You are not familiar with the alphabet?

 

[CaliGirlNY]

And remember if she asks you "Is it in yet" just lie and say no and then go down on her or eat her ass

true that

 

[CaliGirlNY]

b.s

guaranteed he's naked and touching his cock while chatting with you on fb

i like that.

 

[Matty]

what does ABC mean?

Always Be Closing. Sales analogy that stevek173 likes to use.

I need to be more aggressive with girls is all. Not the most forward guy ever. Not even close.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

CaliGirl

I was told to compliment her shoes, or yeah, anything she chose and wasn't born with. Makes complete sense.

Subtle coolness is all I got.

It'll have to be a dry lunch, corporate policy. Toronto is very uptight about drinks. Works perfectly though, will use that to ask her out that same night for drinks.

CaliGirl you're more than welcome to smoke out of my bowl. Enjoy.

do NOT compliment her shoes, she will think you are gay.

 

[kato]

always
be
closing

 

[kato]

do NOT compliment her shoes, she will think you are gay.

lol

 

[CaliGirlNY]

Fuck boyssss this is the best new poster ever

I mean the guy who was posting about cheer leading was pretty awesome but CaliGirl is giving us gold here

thanks darling teamer. I aim to please. as long as my wisdom of first dates, dick size and anal play goes to good use.

 

[fiveteamer]

lover you brother

 

[Matty]

do NOT compliment her shoes, she will think you are gay.

That also makes sense. Noted.

 

[fiveteamer]

CaliGirl would you admit to a guy that you had an abortion on a first date? Like, if you had an abortion, would that be something you would mention?

 

[CaliGirlNY]

You are not familiar with the alphabet?

oh BOYS that is SO 1999. welcome to 2011. its not about licking a-z in print and cursive on my clit. it's about incorporating the use of your hands!! do you need me to explain in greater detail?

also the use of vibrating things helps. try the little vibrators from the cock rings you can buy at the drug store.

 

[fiveteamer]

Greater detail please.

Now we know this aint Casper's ghost. That guy doesn't know shit about eating pussy

 

[CaliGirlNY]

Always Be Closing. Sales analogy that stevek173 likes to use.

I need to be more aggressive with girls is all. Not the most forward guy ever. Not even close.

sometimes strong and silent is more attractive. just remember you have a bigger penis than 90% of the men in the room, walk tall me friend. (always tell yourself this, even if you are in a room full of african american porn stars via Freaks of Cock or something)

 

[CaliGirlNY]

lol

kato your picture makes me think you're some stalker friend of my fathers. its creeping me out.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

CaliGirl would you admit to a guy that you had an abortion on a first date? Like, if you had an abortion, would that be something you would mention?

HELL NO. whyyyyy????

 

[fiveteamer]

Not everybody puts their real picture in there Cali

For instance Casper put a picture of some girl he's trying to bang

But yeah Jerry Sloan is pretty creepy looking

 

[Matty]

Not everybody puts their real picture in there Cali

For instance Casper put a picture of some girl he's trying to bang