fiveteamer
#nonewfriends
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bourbon
what is in the hand gernades?
they look tasty
It's 50% alcohol, 50% liquid sugar. Nasty stuff. Pouring 2 ounces of bourbon in one doesn't even alter the taste. Not kidding.
Matty, i am worried about you. Do you need a friend to get to the AA meeting? I am here.
Mrs. X is awesome. She agreed to be fondled by my favorite stripper.
Mrs. X knows how to stretch a dollar. Goddamn, she got a lot of action for it. Guys have to spend 40 bucks to get the same treatment.
Mrs. X
How 'bout tomorrow.
The second stripper pulled my shirt up above my head and had my nipples clamped in her fingers for gods sake! The whole front row complimented me on my boobs before I left the stage. Good times. I think you and Mr. X were the only two out of our tribe that were paying attention.