PuckOff
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Hey babe! How the hell you been?! How's the Oriental neighbor?
She's in China with the kid. He's home alone again this summer. We rarely see him. That poor bastard is the laziest fucker on earth, but he's still friendly when we see him. He 's just ungrateful when I snow blow his driveway, walkway etc. His kid and another little fucker from the hood broke my garage window last month and never told us. I found out on a Monday morning when I went into the garage for something. Puckeh was not happy so after work I went over to rip into the little fucker. He swore he didn't do it, but ratted out 2 kids who were in the yard playing soccer. I went down to the other little bastards house and his parents were not thrilled when I banged on the door to confront the little bastard. They marched him up to my house/garage and made the kid apologize several times. Anyways, I couldn't let it ride and just say fuck it and not say anything. So when we were all talking in my garage (while I was cleaning up all the glass) the chinese dude offered to fix it................................................. himself. I basically laughed out loud and said no worried dude. I'll fix it myself. The guy is so clueless it really is kind of a sin. I can't understand how a smart cat like him (and his wife) lack so much common sense. Get this. The crazy bastard put clothes out on the line the other day when it was like 95% humidity outside. The put the clothes out when it's -25 - -30 with the windchill and put the clothes out when it's 95% humidity. I'll never forget the time (it was Dec 14th, 2013) when he put the clothes out when it was -27 outside. That was the polar vortex winter. Their clothes were ice solid. I just don't get them, but they are friendly people.