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In the minimart in the back after hours or really the location does not matter. I just want to tongue dart that sweet little rump and listen to her moan as my hand is on her clit vibrating like i am playing summer olympics for the commodore 64.

I want to violate her and for her to be so hungry for me that her face turns bright red for me at the mention of my name.

I want to kiss her on her tat from 8th grade.

I want to have not called her after half a bottle last night but

 
Matty
Top-notch Stevay. :bowdown::lmao:

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ROFL I am pleased that you approve and i have no idea when it will be appropriate for me to go in Minimart again. I told her I want to lick her ass. It was not appropriate but ass least she knows now.

Matty I remember little it was a 17 minute conversation in which I said a lot

Her bf is unemployed and sounds like a doucher

I want to lick her ass but I don't want to get shot for it

Matty this could get interesting
 
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Steve is it over with the DUI girl?

how did you get minimart girl's phone number?

what do you buy most often at the mini-mart? other than cigs...


what do you not buy when she is working?

if they sold alcohol in this mini-mart, would you purchase all your beer there, or spread it out at other locations so that she doesn't know you are an alcoholic?
 
Archie
Steve is it over with the DUI girl?

how did you get minimart girl's phone number?

what do you buy most often at the mini-mart? other than cigs...


what do you not buy when she is working?

if they sold alcohol in this mini-mart, would you purchase all your beer there, or spread it out at other locations so that she doesn't know you are an alcoholic?
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1) She is my gf and I have been bad, but I didn't cross the official line (contact w minimart girl)

2) I don't have it. She said it would be funny if I started calling in orders to the store to her. So I do, and she loves it.

3) Gatorade and Wing or Bacon flavored sunflower seeds

4) I hold nothing back. This is me minimart girl, take it or leave it. I even went in there last night with a lottery ticket that looked like it had a load blown on it then was rubbed in dirt. Her coworker waited on me for that, not her. Minimart girl made me a wonderful "flip" (basically a wrap) again. The one on Sunday was good but 2 corrections were needed - I like my bacon crispy and I despise Mayo. I said the bacon better be so crispy this time that if I drop it it will shatter. And it was.

5) This is a great question. I would spread it around. I mean she can know I drink a but as she does from my "I want to lick your ass" call the other night and from the time her coworker kicked me out for "being a smart alec", but I think it is best she doesn't know how deeply a sick and disturbed alcoholic I really am. I do think she is getting the idea though.

I'm giving her a day or 2 off. I have to cool off and she is starting to take my charm for granted a little I think.

I think the next call will be like this "One of 2 things will happen. Either 1) I will come over there take you in back and go down on you or 2) You will make me a delicious Flip. I do anticipate that she will choose the flip but I figure why not put it out there.
 
Steve, you are supposed to be her ROCK....


Steve, just think about the wonderful stories that you'll get from her when she tells you about her female prison showers....


no doubt there are some hot convicts in the central pa Penal system to shower with her
 
Archie
Steve, you are supposed to be her ROCK....


Steve, just think about the wonderful stories that you'll get from her when she tells you about her female prison showers....


no doubt there are some hot convicts in the central pa Penal system to shower with her
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ROFL I told her she did the whole thing to hook up with big black girls and broomsticks. I send her these texts "Hey it's Tris. Can me and Shiquanda borrow your broom? We want to get caught up on some cleaning". She does not heart them.

Arch I'm cool with the DUI.

Now I have nothing against the kids but they are my only issue.
 
steve(s)-

"I want a guy who is masculine, good with his hands and able to build stuff and who has survival skills. Facial hair is a big turn-on. Most of the kids I hang out with in New York are hipster arty types, but I like a stronger, more physically imposing man--like a lumberjack. I'm also into a little hair pulling. I like boys to be aggressive and allow me to be a little aggressive back."
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/12/17/chloe-sevigny-goes-pantsl_n_798294.html

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be the lumberjack
 
Wait until after new years. I'm sure she has new years plans already. Plus alot of college friends coming back into town that she has to touch base with.....


you might get the wrong idea if you try to hook somthing up, and she has legit plans during this season, either familial or old friends.....

and then you'd be hurt, and not have anywhere to get your sunflower seeds or cigs real quick without an emotional wound encounter
 
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