Very good breakfast.

[fiveteamer]

Steel cut oats

Fry 1/2 cup of steel cut oats in butter until brown.

Dump in 1 1/2 cups of BOILING water into pan

Once water has cooked off, add in 1/2 cup of coconut milk and a few jizz shots of honey.

This shit will keep you going until 2 or 4 in the afternoon.

Buzzy did you read this nigger?

 

[Blitty]

Fiver, matty backed out of visiting me. I'm counting on you. Please brother.

 

[Blitty]

I've burned all my bridges in this town.

 

[fiveteamer]

B;itty I have a finite amount of cash. If I was working I would take days off and sleep on your floor. What can I do? I'm worried about feeding myself these days.

 

[Blitty]

just get out here and ill take care of ish and shit son

 

[fiveteamer]

How much shrooms and E can you get? Can you provide me with food and alcohol? If so I could make a weekend I think..

 

[Blitty]

I just got messaged by a few okc chicks:

Ugh....these ones are so lame. Im so over putting any work into them. They can either put out right away or get the fuck out.

 

[fiveteamer]

Well certainly looks nice.

She has long hair so you can pull that shit. Don't cum in her hair though, that's just rude. Draw on her back like you were a graphic designer. One time.

 

[Blitty]

hii
hey hos it going?
hows*
what are you up to?
your so cute i had to message you haha
not much you??
thanks :0
just got home
*
form bar
just chilling
hehe np
where are you?
oo niceeeee
im home haha
what area do you live in?
r u drunkkiee ha
nassau county
haha
wow thats farr
haha omg no wayy
its 25 mins
hmmm
i drive in to the city all the time
wanna hang out?
haha not noww haha
lol
plus..i get to know someone a lil bit before meeting haha
and ur durnk haha
for suree
hah
what r ur plans ths week
how many okc people have you met?
idk yet..
none haha
i just got on here
what about you

 

[fiveteamer]

You know what would be fun, if I decided to hang with you in NY and I tried to hook up a few dates on there with some NY bitches. I bet I could land that shit. I'm Canadian and shit. Bitches love that. I think.

 

[Blitty]

How much shrooms and E can you get? Can you provide me with food and alcohol? If so I could make a weekend I think..

YES. YES. and YES.


No joke, you will have greatest time of your life. I only went out to trawno to try and convince you to come out here.

 

[fiveteamer]

blitty smash that. I think.

 

[Blitty]

You know what would be fun, if I decided to hang with you in NY and I tried to hook up a few dates on there with some NY bitches. I bet I could land that shit. I'm Canadian and shit. Bitches love that. I think.

Its true they love foren guys out here. You could nut up all deep in some bitch and then fly the fuck back to your country and be like LOLZHAITIANDNICARUGAANDSHITBEOTCH!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[fiveteamer]

Oh man, I want to fuck a REAL hipster bitch. Like a brooklyn hipster bitch. Not one of these fake Toronto hipsters.

 

[fiveteamer]

What is the ZIP code for Williamsburg. Going to pursue this shit

 

[Blitty]

Fiver, rememeber how we were pimping at that fastfood pizza places restroom? It will be like that but 2 or 3 times better!! Hawler.

 

[Blitty]

I can virtually see the 'Burg out my window. OD CRPW. LIKEABAUS.

 

[fiveteamer]

Not a joke. Buying that pizza made me bounce my rent cheque. What a fuckin idiot.

LOL @ blitty trying to score molly at a pizza pizza in the annex. Fuckin hilarious. It was worth the $80 NSF.