Vegas Lesson #72408: Don't try to give coke to strippers at the Rhino

[MonkeyF0cker]

So the girl was trying to score your bag then get you kicked out? lolz, God bless Las Vegas.

Yeah. I think she may have.

 

[Bread]

What a dumb fucking STRIPPER! Man if I was ME, ME would've snapped! I'm glad that ME didn't get in any further troubles though!

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

ME exited without confrontation. ME should have left earlier after he gave his number to Justice.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

and she was complaining on the mexicans

There is no shortage of irony in stripperville.

 

[MrX]

Me is terrified of any stripper named Justice. Or Me should be, I know I am.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Me is terrified of any stripper named Justice. Or Me should be, I know I am.

ME was quite impressed with Justice actually. Cool chick.

 

[Dunder]

If I was ME, I would have just have given her the bag.
STRIPPER seemed like an honest gal.

 

[Matty]

lolz, a cokehead stripper probably values coke more than cash.

(I know you're kidding Dunder, just saying.)

Monkey, you should turn these anecdotes into a weekly column. Or one of them blogg thingies the kids are raving about these days.

 

[MrX]

STRIPPER
Just give me the bag. I'll bring it right back out.

ME
I have too much. I'll break some off and bring it out to you. I'll be right back.

STRIPPER
Just give me the bag. I'll be right out.

ME
Umm. Hold on a second.

I love this part of the story. A+.

 

[pally]

WOW WHAT A FUKIN STORY I WANT TO MOVE TO VEGAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

i dont understand there must be thousands of new people every day trying to move there and live there and work there

also isnt coke super expensive there?

also yes daft i dont know or care how old i am i am going to still go out and do coke until i drop dead

I WANT TO MOVE TO VEGAS

 

[roguejuror]

pally you would do swell in vegas

 

[Blitty]

MF, How did that compare to our strip club experience? Is rhino really that much better than treasures?

 

[RogueScholar]

and she was complaining on the mexicans

I know! I'm glad I wasn't the only one that part of the story rubbed the wrong way.

 

[Blitty]

You guys still do coke? Aren't most of you in your 30's?

What is the age limit for coke?

Do you condone drinking, smoking, and doing other substances once you turn 30?

 

[Matty]

I think Daft was implying that people tend to become responsible adults past a certain age.

Welcome to Gamelive.com Daft.

 

[reno cool]

MF, How did that compare to our strip club experience? Is rhino really that much better than treasures?

I like Treasures.

 

[Polaroid]

Good story but I'm still eager to find out what a Las Vegas Bomb is (aside from $14).

 

[RogueScholar]

It's Crown Royal and Butterscotch liqueur in a Red Bull.