Under The Blade- The Razor Capping Thread

[Razor]

Of course not. No one but you does. It always seems to work out that way. We just don't appreciate how gifted we poor imbeciles are to be graced with your presence.

And to prove my point, look at the two statements made by the wonderful Durito. I guess he is being humble and nice. Nina, you are clueless.

 

[Razor]

I will pick 500 games over the next 365 days. In that time I hope to be +$8000 with my bets being $100 a bet. If I can pull that off, I get to meet Durito at a strip club of his choice in the USA. This should be fun!!

This was the bet. I know you are barely literate, but as you can see I am well ahead of pace number of bet wise. Now go back to pretending like you are a professional gambler. After I win this bet, I cannot wait to laugh in your face and count the money right in front of you. I may even video tape it.

 

[rito]

I don't pretend to be anything unlike you.

 

[Razor]

Washington Nationals +116
Baltimore Orioles +117
San Diego Padres +171
Miami/Philadelphia OVER 188 -110
New Orleans Hornets +5.5 -110

All games are Bet Jamaica lines.

33-32-1 +$463.00

 

[Razor]

Boston/New York OVER 194 -110
Boston Red Sox -130
Oakland Athletics -133

All Bet Jamaica lines.

 

[rito]

Can't go a single day without cheating.

 

[Razor]

Can't go a single day without cheating.

I didn't cheat at all you major fucktard. EVERY line is off of Bet Jamaica, right off of SBR Lines. You can't go a day without opening your mouth, and sticking your foot in it. You just keep talking because you know I am going to win this bet, and you want a reason not to pay when I do. Fuck off. You are a pussy and a liar.

 

[MrMonkey]

Razor, seriously buddy your confusing me cause right now I see +463 over 66 games. 500 divided by 66 rounded would say for discussion sake = 8. So by my math you have 7 more times of making +463. 7 X 463 = 3241 which is slightly short of 8000.

Now I realize why the "not on pace" comments have been materializing! Good luck and tell Casper to start his bases thread!

 

[Razor]

Razor, seriously buddy your confusing me cause right now I see +463 over 66 games. 500 divided by 66 rounded would say for discussion sake = 8. So by my math you have 7 more times of making +463. 7 X 463 = 3241 which is slightly short of 8000.

Now I realize why the "not on pace" comments have been materializing! Good luck and tell Casper to start his bases thread!

You are right. As of right now, I am not on pace. The comments started way before though. In fact, when I became on pace, it got REAL quiet. I know it is a long way to go, and I need to step it up to win. Casper is not coming back here. He has his new job now. MrMonkey, thank you for being a gentleman.

 

[Razor]

Lakers/Hornets OVER 184.5 -110

 

[Razor]

Mr. Monkey, you are right. I am going to have to do better.


37-37-1 +$349.00

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

You only need to hit 60.9535% the rest of the way against -110's.

EDIT: You would actually need to win 260 of 425 which is 61.1764706%

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

You've got a 0.000088762259663168% chance of success, Razor. Good luck!

 

[Razor]

Toronto Blue Jays +142
Cincinnati Reds +112
Atlanta/San Diego OVER 6.5 -115
Dallas/Portland UNDER 184 -110
San Antonio/Memphis OVER 189 -110

All Bet Jamaica Lines as of this post.

37-37-1 +$349.00

 

[rito]

Not to nitpick or anything, but since you are such a worthless piece of shit, BetJM moved Toronto to +137 at 10:33:58 central

 

[Razor]

Not to nitpick or anything, but since you are such a worthless piece of shit, BetJM moved Toronto to +137 at 10:33:58 central

Yes you are nitpicking. In fact that is exactly what you are doing. I got that line the MINUTE I made the post. Deal with it. YOU are the piece of shit and a douchebag. I cannot wait until you lose this bet.

 

[Deuce]

Not to nitpick or anything, but since you are such a worthless piece of shit, BetJM moved Toronto to +137 at 10:33:58 central

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[Potato]

RAZOR,

SHOULD POTATO SHOW UP TO SOFTBALL TOMORROW MORNING???

IS HE ON THE TEAM?