Trying To Get Dusty Springfield Here

[Tron]

Daft, I will give credit where it is due, I have learned from watching one of the best, pal.

Daft, see what I did there?

Daft, you are dense.

Obi-Wan has taught you well.

Stop being uncharacteristically sensitive and address the point I made about there being varying degrees of odor.

Common one time

 

[Archie]

Dafodil, answer Plommy's damn question....

Daffy Duck.... make a video with some egg nog, one time sir

Daffy, do you lick bumholes like Stevek173?

 

[betplom]

Stop being uncharacteristically sensitive and address the point I made about there being varying degrees of odor.

Common one time

Daffaaaaay!

I'm only being virtually uncharacteristically sensitive here pal, even you can understand that.

 

[Archie]

Plommer have you ever tried to alter the smell and taste of your cock and balls, in anticipation of some interest by a female in putting her nose and mouth in your nether regions?

Plommer, what is your wiping procedure after a typical dump?

 

[Cougar Bait]

There is suddenly a lot of poop talk around here

Speaking of which, where's Aids Awareness when he can actually be relevant?

 

[Archie]

Cougar next time I come to Freeport, can we get together in rockport....,just you, me, Dusty, Bigal, and Bigal's wheelchair bound war hero grandfather?

 

[Cougar Bait]

Wait who is Bigal?

And why would you want to go to Freeport?

And yes.

 

[Archie]

Wait who is Bigal?

And why would you want to go to Freeport?

And yes.

My Fiancee "Big Alysia"

her Grandpa lives there, plus we have a friend at Beloit college, that we visit...

Have you ever trimmed or otherwise manscaped your butthole and crack hair?

 

[betplom]

Plommer have you ever tried to alter the smell and taste of your cock and balls, in anticipation of some interest by a female in putting her nose and mouth in your nether regions?

Plommer, what is your wiping procedure after a typical dump?

Archer, negative on the first question pal.
Changing the taste and smell of myself would indicate that I somehow cared.

Archer wiping procedure is standard front to back, often I crap before I shower so I can get cleaned up with water and soap.

Archer, have you ever watched your girl take a crap? Have you ever seen a turd of hers left in the toilet?

 

[Cougar Bait]

At least this thread has class

That's all I ever wanted

 

[Cougar Bait]

Oh and negatory on the crack hair question

 

[MrMonkey]

Have you ever trimmed or otherwise manscaped your butthole and crack hair?

OMG! CB, you don't have it as bad as this guy right? I be giving people the finger too if I was him!

 

[Archie]

Archer, negative on the first question pal.
Changing the taste and smell of myself would indicate that I somehow cared.

Archer wiping procedure is standard front to back, often I crap before I shower so I can get cleaned up with water and soap.

Archer, have you ever watched your girl take a crap? Have you ever seen a turd of hers left in the toilet?

seen her on the toliet many times..... very elegant

her turds at like little rabbit poops. I make fun of her all the time for shitting in tiny little balls.

she never farts...that is what bothers me the most. she has farted like 15 times in the 5 years i've known her in my presence. and she doesn't hold them back, because I fart on her all the time. its a competion. and she is losing 16,593 to 7. and none of her farts have ever made a sound. it really pisses me off

 

[betplom]

Archer, have you ever watched your girl take a crap? Have you ever seen a turd of hers left in the toilet?

Archie, if you have seen your girlfriend give birth to a turd how soon afterward would you go down on her?

Archie she is a normal girl right? I mean goes in corn, comes out corn right?

 

[Dusty Springfield]

You guys are swell, but I can't see how work is possible at the same time. You guys must be some shitty employees. There are poop jokes at work to be cultivated as well....

 

[Matty]

We pros. Dusty you're a shitty poster is all.

 

[Rubyn]

It's rare these days that I open more than 5 threads. I must say that I am thrilled to have opened this one. Thank you, gamelive!

 

[Archie]

It's rare these days that I open more than 5 threads. I must say that I am thrilled to have opened this one. Thank you, gamelive!

thrilled? really?

maybe you need to open more thread. I might just be oblivious though

what were your top 5 moments in this thread, just so I gain a better understanding of thrilling threads