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Drama Moobs Your Mom
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I posted my phone number about an hour ago, and my phone hasn't stopped ringing since. Here is just a sampling of some of the calls I have gotten.
1. Archie called and asked if the psychiatrist he recommended has been helping. I told him I don't have delusions of success anymore, but my butt always hurts after I wake up from my hypnosis sessions.
2. BetPlom texted me to remind me that I should act my age. He then asked me how old i was. When I told him 36, he said maybe I should start slow and start acting my decade.
3. Razor called me and asked me to stop yelling at the computer.
4. Oksana texted me and asked for a picture if my penis. She wanted to show her kids what an outty belly button looked like.
5. Matty called to explain to me simple English. I know know the difference between cunt, pussy, twat and vagina.
6. Bread asked me how I handled break ups with women. When I told him girls don't break up with me, they just have me arrested, he laughed and said he hadn't smiled in days.
7. Durito called and told me I was not on pace.
8. Monkey Focker called and asked to meet him at a roadside restroom. I told him my glory hole days ended a week ago.
9. Blitty texted me and wanted to know ifI had any more women he can hit on and subject to his faux sincerity.
10. The last phone call was just heavy breathing and moaning. I was hoping it was Teela, but I found out it was Herman.
1. Archie called and asked if the psychiatrist he recommended has been helping. I told him I don't have delusions of success anymore, but my butt always hurts after I wake up from my hypnosis sessions.
2. BetPlom texted me to remind me that I should act my age. He then asked me how old i was. When I told him 36, he said maybe I should start slow and start acting my decade.
3. Razor called me and asked me to stop yelling at the computer.
4. Oksana texted me and asked for a picture if my penis. She wanted to show her kids what an outty belly button looked like.
5. Matty called to explain to me simple English. I know know the difference between cunt, pussy, twat and vagina.
6. Bread asked me how I handled break ups with women. When I told him girls don't break up with me, they just have me arrested, he laughed and said he hadn't smiled in days.
7. Durito called and told me I was not on pace.
8. Monkey Focker called and asked to meet him at a roadside restroom. I told him my glory hole days ended a week ago.
9. Blitty texted me and wanted to know ifI had any more women he can hit on and subject to his faux sincerity.
10. The last phone call was just heavy breathing and moaning. I was hoping it was Teela, but I found out it was Herman.
