CASPERWAIT$
Drama Moobs Your Mom
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- Aug 3, 2010
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Cali Girl is probably sifting through hundreds of profiles as we speak. I figure I can give her a heads up on what to expect and if she reads any of these lines to RUN!!
10. Although i live in my parents basement, it does have it's own entrance, so as long as I keep the noise down after 6pm, it's like she is never there.
9. Where it says build (prefer not to say)
8. I get along great with all my ex's. In fact, I see them at my family reunions every year.
7. My hobbies include NASCAR and watching Walker Texas Ranger on VHS.
6. I am a great catch because a stint in jail has taught me how to appreciate what it is like to be a women.
5. I haven't downloaded porn for weeks now, I only masturbate to Playboys.
4. I am an animal lover. I love hamburgers, steak, and Chinese,
3. My last HIV test came back inconclusive which means either I have Tigers blood or I'll be dead in a week.
2. I am a TV star. I have been on To Catch A Predator, Cops, America's Most Wanted, and The Simpsons.
1. I am a health nut. I only smoke cloves, and I make my own moonshine.
10. Although i live in my parents basement, it does have it's own entrance, so as long as I keep the noise down after 6pm, it's like she is never there.
9. Where it says build (prefer not to say)
8. I get along great with all my ex's. In fact, I see them at my family reunions every year.
7. My hobbies include NASCAR and watching Walker Texas Ranger on VHS.
6. I am a great catch because a stint in jail has taught me how to appreciate what it is like to be a women.
5. I haven't downloaded porn for weeks now, I only masturbate to Playboys.
4. I am an animal lover. I love hamburgers, steak, and Chinese,
3. My last HIV test came back inconclusive which means either I have Tigers blood or I'll be dead in a week.
2. I am a TV star. I have been on To Catch A Predator, Cops, America's Most Wanted, and The Simpsons.
1. I am a health nut. I only smoke cloves, and I make my own moonshine.
