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Made a couple of drinks in honor of you guys for the month most associated with drinking (St Patty's Day..NCAA Tournament...lots of birthdays in March.)
Bread I make you an Irish Car Bomb. You are explosive and dangerous but really easy on the gut and throat. Granted two or three and most people are on their ass, but we never say no to a car bomb.
Blitty You get a screwdriver. If you aren't juiced and screwing something, it isn't a day in the life of the Blitzkreig Bop.
Oksana I am making you a wine spritzer. Feminine and light, but do not mix with other drinks or the claws come out. To many women drink these thinking they will be alright, Many nights I have cleaned women up from the woman's bathroom floor after drinking these.
Matty You get a Cosmopolitan. I'll serve it to you in a rocks glass though. This drink says, I am comfortable with my feminine side. I like to drink, but not so hard I forget what I am doing. Matty, you are my sensible drunk.
Teela You get a bourbon on the rocks. Hard core and can make anyone stiff in a matter of seconds. You burn so good, and that's your allure. We use rocks to open up your complex flavors.
Monkey You get a 32 ounce beer from Fenway Park. You are worth the $8.00 my friend. No beer is cooler to drink.
Daft You were a hard make. I invented a drink just for you. I am calling it the Stone Cold Lock. One part Amaretto. One part Frangleica. One part Creme De Menthe, 3 parts almond milk, and a splash of vanilla extract. Serve over ice or blended. This drink will keep you happy for hours. Much like your personality and your sports locks.
Robyn You get a Hurricane. I bet FEMA would love to know how you keep peace amongst all this insanity.
Archie Pabst Blue Ribbon. Down to earth, street, and highly enjoyable from time to time. No nonsense and gets the job done.
Rogue Juror I will make you a Captain Morgan Cuba Libre. Actually any drink that sounds foreign can be you. As long as you add a little spice or fruit to it, it defines you to a T.
Bread I make you an Irish Car Bomb. You are explosive and dangerous but really easy on the gut and throat. Granted two or three and most people are on their ass, but we never say no to a car bomb.
Blitty You get a screwdriver. If you aren't juiced and screwing something, it isn't a day in the life of the Blitzkreig Bop.
Oksana I am making you a wine spritzer. Feminine and light, but do not mix with other drinks or the claws come out. To many women drink these thinking they will be alright, Many nights I have cleaned women up from the woman's bathroom floor after drinking these.
Matty You get a Cosmopolitan. I'll serve it to you in a rocks glass though. This drink says, I am comfortable with my feminine side. I like to drink, but not so hard I forget what I am doing. Matty, you are my sensible drunk.
Teela You get a bourbon on the rocks. Hard core and can make anyone stiff in a matter of seconds. You burn so good, and that's your allure. We use rocks to open up your complex flavors.
Monkey You get a 32 ounce beer from Fenway Park. You are worth the $8.00 my friend. No beer is cooler to drink.
Daft You were a hard make. I invented a drink just for you. I am calling it the Stone Cold Lock. One part Amaretto. One part Frangleica. One part Creme De Menthe, 3 parts almond milk, and a splash of vanilla extract. Serve over ice or blended. This drink will keep you happy for hours. Much like your personality and your sports locks.
Robyn You get a Hurricane. I bet FEMA would love to know how you keep peace amongst all this insanity.
Archie Pabst Blue Ribbon. Down to earth, street, and highly enjoyable from time to time. No nonsense and gets the job done.
Rogue Juror I will make you a Captain Morgan Cuba Libre. Actually any drink that sounds foreign can be you. As long as you add a little spice or fruit to it, it defines you to a T.
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Nicely done.
