CASPERWAIT$
Drama Moobs Your Mom
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It's been a crazy 2 weeks in the Casper household and I was doing some thinking yesterday. With Thanksgiving coming up, I thought an amazing dinner would be to sit with Blitty & Cali at a restaurant in NYC and just talk. Here are my 10 reasons why I feel so.
8. I have found an amazing hand lotion product over the summer. I tested many for various reasons (masturbation) and found one that can make a white rapper with Tourettes smooth.
7. I need Blitty to explain hockey to me for business reasons.
6. Cali's boobs have become one of the 7 wonders of the world. I am fixated. They seem to grow and shrink at a dizzying rate. I need to find out why.
5. Imagine the party favors brought to the get together.
4. Would love to utilize my 3 man wing man theory. I bet all of us would get laid by night's end.
3. Tough to hate on someone when they are face full of Sushi and alcohol.
2. Their could be a surprise Gamelive member thrown into the mix.
1. I want to go on a helicopter ride.
8. I have found an amazing hand lotion product over the summer. I tested many for various reasons (masturbation) and found one that can make a white rapper with Tourettes smooth.
7. I need Blitty to explain hockey to me for business reasons.
6. Cali's boobs have become one of the 7 wonders of the world. I am fixated. They seem to grow and shrink at a dizzying rate. I need to find out why.
5. Imagine the party favors brought to the get together.
4. Would love to utilize my 3 man wing man theory. I bet all of us would get laid by night's end.
3. Tough to hate on someone when they are face full of Sushi and alcohol.
2. Their could be a surprise Gamelive member thrown into the mix.
1. I want to go on a helicopter ride.
Exactly.
