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It takes a bit of getting used to. I recall it being intense at first.

What's up with all the big purchases? First high tech sex gadgets now oral systems.

You are like Scrooge mcduck swimming in cash these days.


It wasn't that crazy. ~ $175 with a couple extra heads.

But yeah I am feeling a lot more wealthy these days. The new job I started is a healthy bump - and the newer job I'm about to be offered ---> I'll be making an extra $300-400 a week compared to the old job.

I can spring for a classy toothbrush.





What makes you all think it's doing something.


It must be. I don't see how anything could cling to my teeth in the face of that kind of assault.

BRBBRRPPRBBRBRR!!!!!!!



Fuggedaboudit.
 
I think it is actually trying to train me, this toothbrush.

Periodically there is a very short change in vibrating rhythm and I thought it was trying to tell me I was pressing too hard - cuz you're not supposed to - but I have come to believe it happens every 30 seconds and it is training me to brush 4 quadrants for 30 seconds each for a tidy 2 minute brush.

That is my new theory.
 
That is true btw. It gives you four 30-second segments and then it shuts off. It is coaching me, this unit.

You can of course just start it up again with the press of a button - it will go - but it's all like, "Don't say I didn't warn you."



It will really stretch my toothpaste budget too. Tiny little heads - you can only get the smallest little glob on there.

A tube of toothpaste might last me a year. Prolly save like a million bucks.
 
I have slightly chipped a front tooth. I don't know if it is a result of the extreme violence of my Sonicare or something completely unrelated. You could see how the very bottoms of those bunny teeth were translucent, a result of grinding I assume.

Anyway, a little piece chipped off and it makes me sad.

Kind of like this, but to a lesser degree.


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I use the sanitize feature on my Sonicare whenever I charge up but I feel like it's all a scam. It turns a light on in front of my toothbrush head and that's supposed to do something?

I've gone my whole life without toothbrushes needing any particular thing - but now I'm supposed to worry if I don't do that?

Come on.

But I do it.