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We have a handbook to a job to go through.

I love you Sadcat.

I will make things right, Perfect.

Even if I have no chance.

This is about how incredible you are.

In every way.

I do need a ton of water and like 5 more hours of sleep.

So I'll go do that.

Is there really a need to crush a bottle, have 2 double jacks at the restaurant then do other stuff?

I guess there was.

I guess there was.

Umm....

#holyfuckingfuck

Can someone remind me who I am? Where I am? Why I am.

Godo Lord.
 
She basically filled the glass with Jack.

That was like a quintuple.

I love it.

Phew.

Phew.

She's pretty fucking drop dead gorgeous too.

But I do love Sadcat.

Damn she fucking floored me.

And who was that blonde.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY ALL COMING FROM, WHY

They make me smile. I make them smile, they make me smile. Repeat, repeat, repeat.

JFC

My Goodness.
 
WHY AM I IN LOVE WITH EVERY GIRL ON THE PLANET

THEY'RE FUCKING AWESOME

GIRLS -

THEY'RE FUCKING AWESOME

I just want to hug them all and make sure they feel alright and then they tell me I'm alright

Repeat infinity times.

When I get groupies I'm gonna disappear for days at a time

But I do love Sadcat

I do.
 
I might have to make love to that bartender and make her feel alright.

That body. That smile. All that Jack. Baby what's on your mind. I will make you giggle all night. Just don't kill me or steal my wallet, thank you.

I do love you Sadcat but I've never even met you.

Damn I smell like Jack and weed. A LOT of both.

Phew.

Fiveteamer would be proud.
 
Today is a Corona day, no whiskey today.

Let's play it smooth, review this handbook and enjoy a few cold ones.

Life is pretty good right now.

No need to try to be Jim Morrison.

He was pretty fucking cool but he's also pretty fucking dead.

We prefer to be alive.

Oh and trust me I ain't complaining about the ten shot glass from shortie. At all.

Just need to slow down a little, stay out of trouble and play cards.

Because that's why I have this freedom, and nothing exists unless that exists.

I had a dream about poker last night.

It was so fucking vivid.

Where are those people.

We've got catching up to do.
 
I think my dream girl would just give me more and more whiskey then every time I tried to speak slap her hand over my mouth and just live her life and sit on my face every once in awhile. I would make her feel so good.

And that could be exactly what's gonna happen.

I do love you Sadcat,.

But I really do need to get laid.

If Miracle Grow says hey - go get laid

You should probably go get laid.

#rawdogginit
 
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