Thoughts on your very own death

[Fu Manchu]

i amm about as concerned with my own death as george costanza is about pesto

 

[Bread]

Someoine died in my arrrrrms tonighttt!!

Man Elton John is one cool muthafucka!

 

[Tron]

I also think that as you get older and watch friends and family die your will to live dwindles and you look forward to dying.

I really agree with this.

 

[Tron]

I see death daily...it wears on me.
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At the spoke shop? Common buddy. I've seen a lot of death in my day, Bread. I thought I was morbid until I read this thread. Bread, you're fucked pal. Bread, call me.

 

[Bread]

Daffy tell me a secret you fuckkkk. Common one time certifiably. Common pal commonnnnn!!!

 

[Cougar Bait]

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

 

[Matty]

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

Common pal, that's Reader's Digest material.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Matty it's early. Bread you can live to be 100 if you give up all the things in life that make you want to live to be 100. Could you imagine Bread at 100? Or more importantly, Bread's balls at 100?

 

[stevek173]

Ok so having as had a very crazy 2010, I decided not to think about this concept as I didn't want to get too disturbed.

Then, I woke up to this on my television.

I am now disturbed.

 

[Bread]

Trash can bandit at it again.

 

[stevek173]

I tried to change the channel. It stays there. Tried to unplug the TV. It stays there.

I really hope it lets me watch some hockey tonight.

 

[roguejuror]

Stevie wins again.

 

[Bread]

Check this out. Death records sheet at a major hospital here. This isn't 1874, it's 2010. This is where you will be logged when you die.

They then use you as a coffee table until you begin to smell, I suppose.

:xpansive:

 

[kato]

RIP bob ross

 

[betplom]

.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Don't any of you have grandparents that are alive yet? My grandma and grandpa are in their 70's and love their lives. My grandpa is an outdoorsman. He loves to go fishing, hunting, and camping. They often will hitch up the travel trailer to the truck and just take off on a road trip at the drop of a hat. They are still young at heart in the sense that they enjoy seeing new things and going on new adventures. That's where I hope to be within a decade. To have no worries about your life. Live in retirement. Relax. Enjoy the little things in life. They say they've never been happier. I don't know how you could be.

There is a lot to live for. Stop trying to live your life dead already.

 

[Matty]

Check this out. Death records sheet at a major hospital here. This isn't 1874, it's 2010. This is where you will be logged when you die.

They then use you as a coffee table until you begin to smell, I suppose.

:xpansive:

It would take all of 30 seconds to retype that into a nice, blank Excel spreadsheet. Doubleyou-tee-eff.

 

[kato]

Don't any of you have grandparents that are alive yet? My grandma and grandpa are in their 70's and love their lives. My grandpa is an outdoorsman. He loves to go fishing, hunting, and camping. They often will hitch up the travel trailer to the truck and just take off on a road trip at the drop of a hat. They are still young at heart in the sense that they enjoy seeing new things and going on new adventures. That's where I hope to be within a decade. To have no worries about your life. Live in retirement. Relax. Enjoy the little things in life. They say they've never been happier. I don't know how you could be.

There is a lot to live for. Stop trying to live your life dead already.

no mf, dead

i fear someone having to take care of me