This place is quickly becoming VERY Gay

[RayRay]

atta boy deuce..you dunce...knew we could con someone else into showing balls....

 

[InTheHole]

Deuce just made it back into my top 10.

It took a lot of balls.

very bold...I'd show mine but that would be too expected.

 

[Ike Mana]

Remember this?

" Do your balls hang low.
Do they wobble to and fro.
Can you throw them over your shoulder like an army soldier.
Do your balls, hang, low."

 

[Mudcat]

Of course I remember that. When I was kid that song was revered like a national anthem. Although the lyrics I used were Continental soldier.

 

[Mudcat]

Actually you're missing a line too. The whole thing was


Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro
Can you tie 'em in a ribbon, can you tie 'em in a bow
Can you throw 'em over your shoulder like a continental soldier
Do your balls hang low?


I'm glad we had this talk.

 

[Ike Mana]

Of course I remember that. When I was kid that song was revered like a national anthem. Although the lyrics I used were Continental soldier.

Yes!

Thought I might have missed a line or two.

I think I got the rural version.

 

[InTheHole]

Mudcat...not sure this was your type of music...you seem more of the Black Sabath ilk.

You seem much too refined to appreciate such a song nowadays

 

[Teela]

Actually you're missing a line too. The whole thing was


Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro
Can you tie 'em in a ribbon, can you tie 'em in a bow
Can you throw 'em over your shoulder like a continental soldier
Do your balls hang low?


I'm glad we had this talk.

I thought it was "Can you tie `em in a knot, can you tie `em in a bow?"

 

[Ike Mana]

Teela is correct.

Teela you know balls.

 

[Mudcat]

Plus there are substitute lyrics which can be inserted for line 3:



Do They Make a Lusty Clamor,
When You Hit 'Em With a Hammer?

Can You Bounce 'Em Off The Wall,
Like An Indian Rubber Ball?

Do They Make a Hollow Sound,
When You Drag 'Em On The Ground?

Do You Feel a Mellow Tingle,
When You Hit 'Em With a Shingle?

Do They Squeal Like Dogs,
When You Tromp 'Em With Your Clogs?

Do They Have a Salty Taste,
When You Wrap 'Em Round Your Waist?

Do They Chime Like a Gong,
When You Pull Upon Your Dong?

 

[BGS 9.5]

True story - I was a big AC/DC fan even way back as a kid. I called up the local radio station when "Big Balls" was popular and requested it to be played. The DJ told me to "fuck off son, no" and slamed down the phone. I swear I almost cried.

 

[Mudcat]

Mudcat...not sure this was your type of music...you seem more of the Black Sabath ilk.

You seem much too refined to appreciate such a song nowadays

I remember it. I was never much of a heavy metal guy, AC/DC nor Black Sabbath, however I appreciate how that vid is right in keeping with the current ball theme. :

 

[Blitty]

Nice group effort Guys.

Remember this?

" Do your balls hang low.
Do they wobble to and fro.
Can you throw them over your shoulder like an army soldier.
Do your balls, hang, low."

Actually you're missing a line too. The whole thing was


Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro
Can you tie 'em in a ribbon, can you tie 'em in a bow
Can you throw 'em over your shoulder like a continental soldier
Do your balls hang low?


I'm glad we had this talk.

I thought it was "Can you tie `em in a knot, can you tie `em in a bow?"

 

[Ike Mana]

Muddy, you are a connoisseurial repository of lyrical wonderment.

 

[BGS 9.5]

Muddy, you are a connoisseurial repository of lyrical wonderment.

Ike, I got that, and I sure Muddy did, but in the future, could you dumb it down for the dimwitted masses that encompass this forum? TIA.

 

[Bread]

It took a lot of balls.

very bold...I'd show mine but that would be too expected.

 

[Deuce]

Glad I could contribute.

 

[Bread]

Deucey that was awesome. My new brother in balls.