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RogueJuror
matty do you need glasses too?
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Yah, strong myopia. Can't see shit without my contacts.

Blitty
Im hoping that matty is the evil twin. If not, his brother must have done some really disturbing things and he has some explaining to do.
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:dunno:

Robyn
Matt and Joe have the same haircut with the little widow's peak in the front. Adorable!
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Aren't we? We get a lot of looks whenever we hang out together. I think that the average grown-up twins tend to look less identical than us.

Bread
Matt's brother is hotter than him. I know that's a hard pill to swallow with your twin brother, but there you have it.
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Well well, the gloves are off, aren't they? It's a hot topic.

RogueJuror
i disagree
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See?
 
AMBy
bread...if you are still in the Polish restaurant see if they have this blackberry Brandy stuff....it is sooo good. I swear you will do shots all night of it and love it.
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I'm not. Sorry.



Matty i have to guess that there are a ton of girls who would love to bang twin guys in a threesome. I'm not even just talking to talk here...I'm serious. Imagine a guy banging twins. wow.

Has that even come close or up in conversation? Is your bro more aggressive than you?
 
Bread, think about it. It's creepy. Girls will bring it up as a joke and realize that what they want is two similarly hot guys, not twins.

My bro is even less aggressive than I if there is such a thing. He has been single for a long while.
 
Christ less aggressive than you? Oh my.

I have buddies...brothers..not twins..but close in age and both nasty muther fuckers.

They tag teamed a chick. Love the story about how they dp'd her. and their bean bags were bouncing off ea. other.

Weird? Of course. Great for me to talk about? Absolutely.
 
I have cousins who are identical twins, they use to fuck each other girlfriends. They would just pretend to be the other, and the dumb borads never found out.

Not sure if they have done each others wife, I asked that question, but they said no, not sure that I believe them.
 
Bread
If I had a twin I would get into all sorts of troubles.
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It's easier with a twin, you can split the consequences between your two legal entities. We swapped driver's licenses once when my bro got pulled over for speeding and was about to get a suspended license. I negotiated myself twice the fine in compensation. I was pissed we didn't get a ticket.
 
usually 6:30, 7:30 this time cause we went around the volcano ash (way south, almost in line with Africa)

Ate a decent shepherd's pie on the plane and drank a couple of those cheap red wine bottles that the glass is also the bottle cap. Yum yum.
 
Matty if you are in Paris...there is a GREAT Canadian bar. It is pretty central and they will have all the Hockey games not to mention tons of Canadian beer....if you want I can try to track down the name and location for you. I spent lots of time there when I was in Paris.
 
I think I know what it is Amby. It is right in St-Germain-des-Prs, Moosehead I think is the name, right in the "Place du Qubec".

We're half awake watching a stream now. Had no sleep in a long while.
 
Bread
Christ less aggressive than you? Oh my.

I have buddies...brothers..not twins..but close in age and both nasty muther fuckers.

They tag teamed a chick. Love the story about how they dp'd her. and their bean bags were bouncing off ea. other.

Weird? Of course. Great for me to talk about? Absolutely.
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Ew, who did this???
 
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