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MonkeyF0cker

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1. Utter the phrase "Winning!" like Charlie Sheen. It has almost surpassed "Winner, winner. Chicken dinner." in annoyance.

2. If you and your entourage weighs 312+ lbs. each, don't walk four wide down the fucking hallway and not expect people to call you a fatass. MOVE THE FUCK OVER AND LET FOOT TRAFFIC THROUGH!!!

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MonkeyF0cker
1. Utter the phrase "Winning!" like Charlie Sheen. It has almost surpassed "Winner, winner. Chicken dinner." in annoyance.

2. If you and your entourage weighs 312+ lbs. each, don't walk four wide down the fucking hallway and not expect people to call you a fatass. MOVE THE FUCK OVER AND LET FOOT TRAFFIC THROUGH!!!

To be continued...
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good stuff

 
MonkeyF0cker
1. Utter the phrase "Winning!" like Charlie Sheen. It has almost surpassed "Winner, winner. Chicken dinner." in annoyance.

2. If you and your entourage weighs 312+ lbs. each, don't walk four wide down the fucking hallway and not expect people to call you a fatass. MOVE THE FUCK OVER AND LET FOOT TRAFFIC THROUGH!!!

To be continued...
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enough reason right there to never play poker again
 
5. Walk around with a 80 ounce drink shaped like a building or a penis.

4. Call the Asian Blackjack Dealer a shape- shifter unless you have lost at least $1000

3. Grab the fliers for escorts, call the number and expect to get a girl that doesn't have an STD or all her teeth

2, Try to grab a taxi in the middle of the street

1. Hang out with me
 
Casperwaits
5. Walk around with a 80 ounce drink shaped like a building or a penis.

4. Call the Asian Blackjack Dealer a shape- shifter unless you have lost at least $1000

3. Grab the fliers for escorts, call the number and expect to get a girl that doesn't have an STD or all her teeth

2, Try to grab a taxi in the middle of the street

1. Hang out with me
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welcome back!
 
MonkeyF0cker
2. If you and your entourage weighs 312+ lbs. each, don't walk four wide down the fucking hallway and not expect people to call you a fatass. MOVE THE FUCK OVER AND LET FOOT TRAFFIC THROUGH!!!

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Seriously, what the fuck is it with people doing this? I was once stuck behind a fat family of SEVEN stretching across an entire wide walkway walking like they were slushing through molasses. Are you seriously that oblivious to your surroundings?
 
Vegas Dave
Seriously, what the fuck is it with people doing this? I was once stuck behind a fat family of SEVEN stretching across an entire wide walkway walking like they were slushing through molasses. Are you seriously that oblivious to your surroundings?
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If you don't care about your body to get to the state of being 312+ lbs then you're going to care even less about your surroundings.
 
Some things you skinny people should know.

You dont understand that a bag of Duritos is never as fresh as when you first open the bag so it is a sin against nature to not finish the whole thing in one sitting.

You dont understand the dangers of being behind one of our brethren when they release a gas bomb so naturally "we" tend to spread out when traveling in a herd.

You dont understand that we didnt choose to get this size we got this size by honoring our loyal and devoted All You Can Eat Buffet workers and making sure their undying efforts do not go unnoticed or under-appreciated.

You dont understand that we paid for 2 seats on Southwest just to get to Vegas so naturally we are gonna act like we own the place once there.
 
wal66
Some things you skinny people should know.

You don’t understand that a bag of Duritos is never as fresh as when you first open the bag so it is a sin against nature to not finish the whole thing in one sitting.

You don’t understand the dangers of being behind one of our brethren when they release a gas bomb so naturally "we" tend to spread out when traveling in a herd.

You don’t understand that “we” didn’t choose to get this size “we” got this size by honoring our loyal and devoted All You Can Eat Buffet workers and making sure their undying efforts do not go unnoticed or under-appreciated.

You don’t understand that “we” paid for 2 seats on Southwest just to get to Vegas so naturally “we” are gonna act like “we” own the place once there.
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wal66
Some things you skinny people should know.

You don’t understand that a bag of Duritos is never as fresh as when you first open the bag so it is a sin against nature to not finish the whole thing in one sitting.

You don’t understand the dangers of being behind one of our brethren when they release a gas bomb so naturally "we" tend to spread out when traveling in a herd.

You don’t understand that “we” didn’t choose to get this size “we” got this size by honoring our loyal and devoted All You Can Eat Buffet workers and making sure their undying efforts do not go unnoticed or under-appreciated.

You don’t understand that “we” paid for 2 seats on Southwest just to get to Vegas so naturally “we” are gonna act like “we” own the place once there.
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Herman
you all don't have anything better to do than prank call people?
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Hermy, is that honestly why you think you were called?

The voicemail I think was a joke because you didn't answer your phone so what else was anyone going to say? "Hi Herman. It's xxxx. Please call me back?"

We actually called you because it's lovely to put a voice to a name. Last night I had the pleasure of doing that with Archie.

There was nothing sinister or immature about it, other than it may have been a bit late in your neck of the woods and for that, I apologise on behalf of all of us.

Trust me on this one. :)
 
No problem, but yes I was asleep at 4am

Anyways, I wouldn't have answered because I didn't recognize the number and it looks like an number that a spammer would use. It wasn't in the form of a regular, USA phone number.
 
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