I let a guy grab my dick once for a bump of cocaine
As a child I licked a black woman and asked my mom why she didn't taste like chocolate
I was very good at baseball growing up, but had to stop playing because of a tumor that grew out of my toe. I spent 2 years in shoes with a hole cut out of them.
My first kiss was a girl named Sharon Boogerhauser
My first sex with an older woman measured my penis before intercourse
I passed out on Tabitha Soren of MTV news in CBGB
I have a major foot fetish
I used to sell porn on VHS to supplement my gambling in the 7th grade