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Drama Moobs Your Mom
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Those 2 hour long Dateline NBC episodes are 1 hour and 15 minutes longer than they need to be.
If fucking an apple pie is like fucking a juicy vagina, fucking a bundt cake is like fucking a 42nd street whore.
Don't mix Viagra with a thermos of coffee. Nothing is worse when you are fucking, and you have the shits.
Just because a girl lets you rub her back and stroke her thighs does not mean you can take gum out of her purse without asking.
Asking an Asian Blackjack dealer to smile is like asking her if she prefers her dog stir fried or in General Tso sauce.
Lysol burns the yes as much as mace. The big difference is your eyes are sanitized for hours afterwords.
Wearing a diaper doesn't make you less of a man. Asking a bathroom attendant at the Wynn to wipe your ass does.
Lesbian sex only works when their are two girls and I am not in the room.
I need to find out what face cream Bono wears. they guy hasn't aged in 30 years.
Jennifer Love Hewitt's face can turn into a soup can, but as long as those breasts don't hit her knees, she will get work on some 1 hour drama.
If fucking an apple pie is like fucking a juicy vagina, fucking a bundt cake is like fucking a 42nd street whore.
Don't mix Viagra with a thermos of coffee. Nothing is worse when you are fucking, and you have the shits.
Just because a girl lets you rub her back and stroke her thighs does not mean you can take gum out of her purse without asking.
Asking an Asian Blackjack dealer to smile is like asking her if she prefers her dog stir fried or in General Tso sauce.
Lysol burns the yes as much as mace. The big difference is your eyes are sanitized for hours afterwords.
Wearing a diaper doesn't make you less of a man. Asking a bathroom attendant at the Wynn to wipe your ass does.
Lesbian sex only works when their are two girls and I am not in the room.
I need to find out what face cream Bono wears. they guy hasn't aged in 30 years.
Jennifer Love Hewitt's face can turn into a soup can, but as long as those breasts don't hit her knees, she will get work on some 1 hour drama.