The Official 2014 NHL Off Season Thread

[Mudcat]

Cantaloupe, watermelon, honeydew melon ---> I don't care for any of them.

We had a big fruit platter at a recent company barbecue and it seems I am not the only one. All slow movers.

Grapes and pineapple hunks ---> they go fast.

 

[MrX]

I don't think a cucumber can get that bitter naturally. That shit was tainted. Lucky to be alive, I say.

 

[reno cool]

I don't think its good to have melon bits. they go stale fast. They should set out a half melon with a knife next to it.

 

[Mudcat]

I also don't like cucumber btw. Ever. I don't care how fresh it is.

Like tattoos, even the very best one of all time ---> still hideous to me.

 

[reno cool]

I don't think a cucumber can get that bitter naturally. That shit was tainted. Lucky to be alive, I say.

maybe somebody shoved it up their ass before serving it.

 

[PuckOff]

Its a vegetable isn't it? Some cucumbers taste great, again when fresh. Too much stale dried out veg/fruit in restaurants. Also don't be lazy and peel the focking cucumber.

I forced myself to eat cucumber in a salad last year when visiting with a client. It was disgusting. I honestly find cucumbers to be very disgusting. My sister eats them raw. They're a fruit!!!

 

[reno cool]

Muddy prefers steak and ice cream. me too pal :

 

[MrX]

maybe somebody shoved it up their ass before serving it.

That's always the big unknown with cucumbers.

Zucchini, too.

 

[reno cool]

I forced myself to eat cucumber in a salad last year when visiting with a client. It was disgusting. I honestly find cucumbers to be very disgusting. My sister eats them raw. They're a fruit!!!

how thw fok you been eating them? maybe thats your problem. And I don't care if it grows on a vine, the foker is way more like a zucchini or even potato than an apple

 

[bacon]

*once got pink eye immediately after placing slices of cucumber on my eyes and laying out in the sun. Now I know why.

 

[Cami]

how thw fok you been eating them? maybe thats your problem. And I don't care if it grows on a vine, the foker is way more like a zucchini or even potato than an apple

Fruit = seeds - comes from the flower
Veggy = No seeds. - usually comes directly from the ground.

From a culinary stand point, yes, certain items are considered a vegetable and not a fruit.

 

[roguejuror]

I don't think a cucumber can get that bitter naturally. That shit was tainted. Lucky to be alive, I say.

Slight metal puncture will bitter it.

 

[MrX]

How do you know so much about cucumbers?

 

[Mudcat]

Seriously though, those pineapple hunks in the fruit platter were really nice. Tasty. I might have to work more pineapple into my mojo.

 

[roguejuror]

How do you know so much about cucumbers?

Me?

 

[PuckOff]

how thw fok you been eating them? maybe thats your problem. And I don't care if it grows on a vine, the foker is way more like a zucchini or even potato than an apple

I should have said she eats them like an apple. Peel and all. Sorry, comrade.

 

[PuckOff]

From a culinary stand point, yes, certain items are considered a vegetable and not a fruit.

Also, from a culinary stand point, certain items are considered a fruit and not a vegetable.

 

[Cami]

I can't think of any...