The Life By The Balls Thread

[bacon]

Leo leaves clubs with GROUPS of women. Why? Because that's what he feels like doing. I prefer one but that's what he feels like doing so that's what he does.

Let's go ahead and have him on the list.

 

[bacon]

I'm also putting Shia LaBeouf on the list. I know he has his problems but really at a "position" of a human statue then claiming you got "raped" by a hottie?

I think it was intentional, and genius.

 

[Tron]

Dan Blitzeran would have life by the balls if he wasn't so mocked and dismissed by anybody not male between the ages of 17-50.

How Leonardo DiCaprio is not on this list is beyond me.

Because no one has nominated Leo yet, Casper.

Excellent nomination, Casper!


Leo: Official nominee.

 

[Tron]

LaBeouf or however the fuck you spell his name



DENIED

Got caught taking credit for some work he didn't do.


Life --------> not by the balls.

 

[bacon]

I didn't know that.

We are in agreement.

Bono, when he heals up or not even. In fact all of U2. Larry does that and STILL looks like he should be on the cover of GQ.

#pro

 

[RayRay]

leo, fine nomination... fwiw, those making fun of bilzerian are nothing but envious...

how has bacon gone this long without nominating Karch?

 

[bacon]

Karch Kiraly Kent Steffes Mike Dodd Canyon Ceman Dane Blanton Jose Liola E Fonoi Misty May Kerry Walsh Holly McPeak Liz Masakayan Gabby Reece Daryl Swatik Adam Johnson Sinjin Smith Randy Stoklos

But

Karily and Steffes ftw all time sorry Sinjin and Randy they barely have you

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

My problem with Blitzeran is he's essentially the Kim Kardashian of men.

Rich as all fuck but dumber than a box of rocks.

Granted, he has a life envied by Caligula, but I think he's too stupid to even know it.

 

[housepicks]

Phillup Drummond.

He's rich, lived in a penthouse, owned a limo, had a housekeeper.
Had a couple of black kids.

And in the later episodes married a pretty hot chick for a guy his age.

 

[housepicks]

No explanation required

 

[bacon]

Beck Hanson

Current reigning Best Song winner. I don't think his woman is that hot but he's a fucking genius so I'm sure that shit between them is real he's been with so many hotties.

This dude dropped out of highschool to be a philosopher then lived in a van giving out demos. Now things are just a little different. Never spoke to him but seems like a deeply cool dude. I did scream out play Rowboat after showing up at a small quiet acoustic gid 30 minutes late and he did stare at me for about a second give me a "wtf is this" look and then resumed playing.

We did share that second, me and that dude.

 

[RayRay]

My problem with Blitzeran is he's essentially the Kim Kardashian of men.

Rich as all fuck but dumber than a box of rocks.

Granted, he has a life envied by Caligula, but I think he's too stupid to even know it.

meh, thats just how some perceive his antics... the guy has a helo license and i believe can fly his own jet, if he chose to do so.. he started victory poker and can sit down with the best in the world and play a handful of poker games... dumb guys cant do that... the guy is far from dumb or stupid... does he do dumb shit, sure...is he immature, no doubt... but actually unintelligent? far from it

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

I'll give him points for being poker smart.

Throwing girls off of roofs though takes points away lol.

 

[RayRay]

yeah, i think we can just agree that the doesnt think about much before he does it... didnt he just get in trouble for using some c4 or rocket launcher or something to blow up some shit? ... it definitely falls into the dumb shit category

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Yeah, he did something with explosives. The guy has way too much time on his hands.

 

[Tron]

Beck is a good nomination
Phillip Drummond: not a real person. DENIED.

 

[reno cool]

That deer thought he had life by the balls.

 

[bacon]

Jack

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