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My first nominee for Life By The Balls:

PGA Tour golfer, Dustin Johnson.

A very quick glance into his life:

He gets to bareback Paulina Gretzky and he eagled THREE holes at the Masters today.


Life.



By The Balls.
 
Bilzerean definitely wins the LOOOKIT MEEEEEEE award

But the very weird beard and the fact I've never seen him on TV playing poker (and I watch A LOT of poker) means we're going to have to roll our eyes at your "no contest" claim.

He's a solid nominee and will be considered in the final voting.
 
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Caleb Followill arguably the best musician in the world has wife Lily Aldridge who is a Victoria's Secret model.

I'd say that's probably winning.

He doesn't do the look at me shit either, he apologizes to fans about how much they have to pay.

Pro.

I'm looking at his wife RIGHT NOW and I might need a tissue. I'd apologize but I know he wouldn't care he'd probably say hey man glad she could help you have a cooler day.
 
Solid nominee right there, bacon.

Also, I found a guy who you would think was a solid nominee but, nope.


PGA Tour phenom, Jordan Spieth.

Destroying the field in the Masters and 21 years old.


But, nope.


Poor kid is going bald at 21 years old.


Life -------------->not quite by the balls.
 
Ugh two friends like that. But it's cool they both are smart and funny as fuck, good looking otherwise one just got married the other one recently got back from Vegas with his new very hot girl.

Give Jordan a chance he didn't do that on purpose Tronner.
 
nominees so far


Dustin Johnson
Pete Sampras
Caleb Followill
Mudcat
Derek Jeter
Tom Brady
A guy with an oddly shaped beard who takes selfies in the mirror that I had never heard of prior to making this thread



Who else, guys?
 
He only has 9 million social media followers.

Guy is doing what Hugh Hefners son should have done.

Big market out there for using your millions to live a lavish, exciting life and including the public to witness.


But like tron said, having a weird beard diminishes all those mounds of hot pussy and fantasy lifestyle.
 
There is always Bernie Taupin. He is the guy I always think of when the question of who I would trade places with comes up. He wrote the lyrics for all those Elton John songs and has loads of cash and gets to do music for a living without all the hassles of fame.

Pretty sweet.

Prolly getting older now though. Mebbe too old for a life-balls nomination.

No idea what kind of partner he has. I believe he is gay but he probably gets his pick of gay partners.



As I'm not gay, it seems weird to want to trade places with him because then I'd be having sex with men - which I don't want. But then if I traded places, I'd be him, which would be gay, so it would seem right.

Lemme see though. Yeah, he's 64. Hmmm . . .

I nominate Bernie Taupin for a Lifetime Achievement Life-By-The-Balls Award.
 
Dan Blitzeran would have life by the balls if he wasn't so mocked and dismissed by anybody not male between the ages of 17-50.

How Leonardo DiCaprio is not on this list is beyond me. Respected in his profession and by the women.

Sultan of Brunai has the life by the balls as well. He makes what Blitzeran does look like pre-school without the Instagram fanfare bullshit.
 
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