The Biting People Thread

[Mudcat]

A good idea is a good idea.

 

[Badnina]

Mr. Nina, right nipple cause he likes it.

 

[Mudcat]

FIFA rejects Luis Suarez appeal over biting suspension



RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil -- FIFA has rejected Luis Suarez's appeal against his lengthy ban for biting an opponent in a World Cup match.

Football's international governing body on Thursday rejected the appeal by Suarez and the Uruguay football federation in its entirety saying, "We told you not to be stupid, ya moron."

 

[reno cool]

FIFA rejects Luis Suarez appeal over biting suspension



RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil -- FIFA has rejected Luis Suarez's appeal against his lengthy ban for biting an opponent in a World Cup match.

Football's international governing body on Thursday rejected the appeal by Suarez and the Uruguay football federation in its entirety saying, "We told you not to be stupid, ya moron."

I wish that was in the official statement

 

[Mudcat]

Luis Suarez pledges to not bite again as he moves to Barcelona

Suarez says "I say to all the fans, don't worry, because I won't do that anymore."



So brave.

 

[Matty]

Shows real strength of character to promise that. After 3 separate incidents.

 

[bacon]

Yeah but he said that this time. I don't think he said that before. This is big and is a huge relief to me. Soccer is fun as is dinner but the two are not meant to be combined.

 

[Mudcat]

He was probably moved to this bold declaration by the life of Robin Williams.

Inspirational and whatnot.

 

[bacon]

 

[roguejuror]

bite for bite

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[Matty]

 

[bacon]

wow, well played kid

fok that shit

 

[Cami]

The person filming this just watches as the dog bite the kid? like you really aren't going to do anything?

 

[Matty]

It's a puppy, puppies can't hurt you.

 

[Cami]

I think that kid would beg to differ.