I'm sorry that I stiffed Whalewager but he did the same to others so wtvr. But I didn't know that at the time so I'm sorry
I'm sorry Durito is gone. That guy was neat.
I'm sorry MonkeyF0cker is gone. I hated him at times but that guy was pretty fun.
I'm sorry RJ became a boring POS. That one I really am sorry for. It sucks.
I'm sorry that I have fantasies of Daffy arresting RayRay in handcuffs and forcing weight and effective pressure points against him with passionate aggressiveness. I really do. But I'm not a homo.
I'm sorry Loshak has not been laid in years. He tells me this shit on FB. I really wish he could get some. He just doesn't know how to calm down. It's a shame.
I'm sorry that Teela is no longer a human. Just another baby machine. Did not see THAT coming. Miss that girl. Was a good run, buddy.
I'm sorry that Mr Monkey didn't accept my advances. I like that guy.
Im sorry that my father will have to see me like this today on Easter Sunday which I guess is a big deal. Hey I wish I had two birthdays too, but I don't. So calm down.
I'm sorry that Mudcat isn't banking Lil Wayne money. Guy's got some skills and I rock out to my two favorite videos often.
I'm sorry that Blitty is such a cool douche. Love your douchiness but I feel guilty for liking it. But I do. Let's Castle soon.
Well that's it. Everything else I own it.
I'm sorry I basically ruined the big N.O. GL mini bash but man I told that girl don't make me tell you my opinion and she made me. Sorry guise. I really tried to not say anything. Big sorry to Mrs. X. She's a pretty cool girl and that was that after that. I had your best intentions and I'm a big dumb idiot. Sorry.
Has anyone ever been banned from GL?