Thank you Facebook for sending me messages from strangers with their boobies

[Acid Joe]

This is Jacqueline Danner:

I could/would be so all over this......

 

[Jello]

Oh wow. Anne Richard just sent me a message. Holy fuckin sheeeeit:

 

[Rubyn]

Don't say I didn't lok out for your best interests Jello, lol.

Good luck with Miss Anonomous (sp)

BGS, this is not a pipe.

 

[Jello]

Robyn, I don't care what BGS says. I'm going to check out these girls' sexy websites. I'm gonna to have to wait til I'm at work though because my laptop won't let me.

 

[Rubyn]

Jello, I think that is a good idea. Don't share the link with anyone though because I really think you have a chance with that last one.

 

[Badnina]

I love how these pictures are obviosly random shots from home. Probably taken with a cellphone.



Go get her Jello!!!

 

[Jello]

These are all american girls next door. They must have just been scanning the facebook and liked my picture or something. Sorry to the all the haters, but I can't think of any other reason for this.

 

[Rubyn]

I bet monkeyfocker sees this thread and re-joins facebook. Who can resist free boobies?

 

[Jello]

The sad thing Robyn....well the thing I'm a little ashamed to admit....is that I think I recognize the last picture as a European porn star named Simony Diamond. I just can't figure out why she would lie to me about her name.

 

[Badnina]

She is bashful, Jello, and ashamed of her past. I think she wanted to be pure just for you.

 

[Jello]

She has nothing to be ashamed of. Very talented girl.