Teela I know you live in Central Florida...

[pally]

Any thread title with "Teela" in it always turns out to be creepy and gross.

 

[fiveteamer]

'Every night I get down on my knees and pray that Dennis Kucinich will burst into flames.''
-Glenn Beck

 

[Herman]

Teela is holding out for Hermy, sorry Bateman

 

[Fu Manchu]

'Every night I get down on my knees and pray that Dennis Kucinich will burst into flames.''
-Glenn Beck

 

[Fu Manchu]

Hermy is holding out for Scholar, sorry Teela

 

[Herman]

Hermy is holding out for Scholar, sorry Teela

 

[batemanpatrickl]

Hermy is holding out for Scholar, sorry Teela

 

[BGS 9.5]

Teela is holding out for Hermy, sorry Bateman

Yes, a much better match. Venditto for flower girl....

 

[Bread]

This isn't creepy at all. I don't masturbate to creepy. And I masturbated to this thread.

TEEELAAAA!

 

[Teela]

Herman, I would much rather have a self-done hysterectomy, including my vagina, with a spork than even consider that.

I mean that in the nicest way possible, pal.

 

[batemanpatrickl]

Herman, I would much rather have a self-done hysterectomy, including my vagina, with a spork than even consider that.

I mean that in the nicest way possible, pal.

You're ssoooooooo hot when you are angry. Call me baby.

 

[Fu Manchu]

bateman you need to relapse immediately. sober bateman is far too creepy even for me.

 

[wal66]

Baters, Teela turned me down too and I didn't even hit on her. She flat out told me that I wasn't even allowed to think about it.

 

[Fu Manchu]

wally is probably whipped enough that he actually didnt even think about it.

:sad:

 

[BGS 9.5]

Baters, Teela turned me down too and I didn't even hit on her. She flat out told me that I wasn't even allowed to think about it.

I don't think she said exactly that???? did she really????

 

[Bread]

It's OK. I thought about Wally thinking about it. And acting upon it as well.

 

[pally]

Let's date. I am 6'0, 180 lbs. Brown hair (balding) and green eyes. Cock size medium.

Interested?

I have 3 flat screens.

wow these are my stats almost exactly

except brown eyes not green

and "balding" not perfect descriptor - more like "huge bald spot, some remaining in front, big donor area on fringe"

no debt, small savings, no college degree, current job ok, long-term job prospects terrible

equity in mitchell-lama co-op in manhattan

literate, considerate and smart, however also significant emotional disabilities and behavioral disorders

disease-free, generally drug-free but partake on as-needed basis due to social circumstance

cock medium, HS GF said small, however have since satisfied numerous women cock-only, and no complaints

very oral, willing to please, on rag ok

open-minded but no pressure for threesomes or anal

weight gain acceptable in fact preferred

moderate but manageable erotica addiction

medium ambition, low drive, governed by inertia

interested?

 

[wal66]

wally is probably whipped enough that he actually didnt even think about it.

:sad:

I respected Teela's wishes Fischer, not because I am whipped, because whe was extremely emphatic when she said it. I saw scary things in her eyes when she said it and the vein on the side of her necked pulsated.