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http://what-would-i-say.com/

The site creates a random saying by mixing and matching your previous status updates.

Some personal examples:

Road signs were bombarding the death.

Fell in a paranormal skill. I tapped it with THAT ARTS MAJOR.

Pogo understands that these go to a spooky city.

Got lucky, they only broke my new place.

Renaissance Hotel offers some serious acoustic riffage.

Hey look, the clock is being old, fat and hear me.

Please pass this on if you try to bake an idiot and gawk High Park.

Gimme something or I'm stopping midsong to believe that these are exhausting.
 
Fell in love with my greatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgrandpa.

We taught each other everything we didn't look like cardboard.

Won $10 in the attention she was getting, went horribly wrong.

Woke up with pleasant babyvomit aromas.

Free arrowroot cookies and apple to go, cherry and grape no taboo.

Best front of Nazi murder clinics, across the face. :lmao:
 
Just muted another Facebook "friend."

Guy sends me a friend request awhile back. I don't know why. Never messaged me or otherwise acknowledged me in any way. I wasn't even friends with him back in the day. I was friends with his brother. But whatever - no reason to decline.

He had very little to say for a long time. A few pics where he was skiing. Whatever.

But suddenly there is a flurry of status updates with new age philosophy from some guy that was on Oprah, and thoughts on minor political stuff and shots at the editorial policy of some newspaper.

Suddenly he's got a bunch of little opinions.


Adios.
 
Just muted another Facebook "friend."

Guy sends me a friend request awhile back. I don't know why. Never messaged me or otherwise acknowledged me in any way. I wasn't even friends with him back in the day. I was friends with his brother. But whatever - no reason to decline.

He had very little to say for a long time. A few pics where he was skiing. Whatever.

But suddenly there is a flurry of status updates with new age philosophy from some guy that was on Oprah, and thoughts on minor political stuff and shots at the editorial policy of some newspaper.

Suddenly he's got a bunch of little opinions.


Adios.
Who was the guy from Oprah? Deepak Chopra? I love me some Deepak.
 
It was actually a name I recognized from the 90's. My ex and her friends would get into various new-age and/or self-help stuff to supplement the 12-stepping. Deepak Chopra was one. (A couple other popular names I recall: Redfield and Gray).

Anyway, this particular one's name is something like Tolle (??) Maybe Eckhart? Eckart Tolle ??
 
It was actually a name I recognized from the 90's. My ex and her friends would get into various new-age and/or self-help stuff to supplement the 12-stepping. Deepak Chopra was one. (A couple other popular names I recall: Redfield and Gray).

Anyway, this particular one's name is something like Tolle (??) Maybe Eckhart? Eckart Tolle ??
John Gray? As in Men are from Mars? Redfield did the Celestine Prophecy, which I bought and never read.

There were a couple other big ones...The Secret? I am not sure who wrote that though and not sure it was in the 90s....