talk to me about Facebook

[betplom]

Wally.

I still dont know why stuff appears on there. Facebook might be straight up lying to me. And whats the deal with the "your daily pick"?

btw, muting people, especially women, is a very good tool there.

I won't tell Cindibot you said this.

 

[reno cool]

you talk to her plommer?

 

[wal66]

Kind of ironic that I was bitching about FaceBook earlier and 30 minutes ago I learned through FaceBook that my uncle died. We live 3 miles a part, talk a couple times a week and I learn of his passing via FaceBook.

 

[betplom]

you talk to her plommer?

Yes, we have exchanged private messages a few times as recently as a couple weeks ago, I also make the odd comment on her page.

Apparently she has a thing for my creepiness.

I know she is trying to become a full patch lesbian so I try not to interfere/distract.

She is quite the cunning linguist.

 

[Mudcat]

I did use power-ups.

I regret nothing.

Yeah I know. I could distance myself at any time but I'm just toying.

 

[reno cool]

trying? like unsuccessfully?

 

[Matty]

Me - I have 7 hours left to beat Mudcat.
Her - Who's Mudcat?
Me - Poster on Gamelive and Diamond Dash ninja.
Her - You almost beat him.
Me - I know! But I need power-ups and I'm almost out of gold bars now.
Her - ...
Me - Don't question my methods.

 

[RayRay]

could be a muddy/matty combo smiley...

 

[Cami]

Kind of ironic that I was bitching about FaceBook earlier and 30 minutes ago I learned through FaceBook that my uncle died. We live 3 miles a part, talk a couple times a week and I learn of his passing via FaceBook.

I'm sorry for your loss Wally.

 

[Mudcat]

I am currently at the start of 18 hours of unlimited Diamond Dash plays.

weeeeee 'n shit

 

[Matty]

How da fok did you get that?!?

The rich keep getting richer.

 

[Mudcat]

There is a daily free spin feature which gives you various rewards. (Sometimes they are rewards I don't want but whatever). To the right of that, there is a thermometer- like thingy which goes up a notch when you spin. Now I think if you miss a day it resets to the bottom. But if you don't miss a day it will keep going up and when it gets to the top - I think it only takes 5 spins - you get X hours of unlimited play. First time it is probably just 1, next time it is 2 etc. etc. I believe I have had 18 the last few times so I think that's the max.

I really don't play much more when I get that but it's a thing.

 

[Matty]

There is no spin-the-wheel feature on the iPhone.

 

[Mudcat]

Suddenly in my recommended pages I am getting multiple links to plus-sized models.

The fuck are you thinking Facebook?

 

[reno cool]

they finally figured you out Muddy.

 

[betplom]

Suddenly in my recommended pages I am getting multiple links to plus-sized models.

The fuck are you thinking Facebook?

They have scraped your data and compiled a model, and she ain't skinny.

 

[wal66]

No job, dental disaster, unfinished master-piece, recurring rejections from Jeopardy, dwindling finances and orange shorts, Muddy listen to FaceBook, hump a plump chick. You've got plenty of pudding just in case she craves more than you kok.

 

[Matty]