Super Bowl XLVIII - Money Making Schemes

[roguejuror]

Damn it, why can't cali be entrepreneurial?

 

[Blitty]

Why is Boner such a self-hating anti-semite?

:reno:

 

[Boner_18]

I'm only 1/16. When my genealogical-minded aunt told the family we all denied it for years. It feels good to finally say it... I'M ONE SIXTEENTH JEWISH.

 

[Boner_18]

Here is buyer who contacted me to outjew the scheme:

"It appears that the package, media mail, was run over by a vehicle and tore open the package. Normally I wouldn't mind because I'm not paying for the packaging but rather the item inside... in this case however there was some tears ripped into the hardcover of Orbiter and I have 3 photos of the damaged packaging and item. I have 3 photos as well that I can provide at request. Thanks ".

Prolly gonna have to just issue this guy a refund and chalk it up to cost of doing business. UGHHHHHH...Lost $8. Looks like box mac & chee this week.

 

[FreeFall]

Boner I think you could make a lot selling fake tickets, but as a NFL fan I think this is morally wrong and you should be publicly stoned.

 

[roguejuror]

He said schemes not scams, freefall.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

I am trying to put together a hotel and limo package to game.
I just read limos and taxis won't be allowed to drop off patrons to the game.

I already rented a hotel for that weekend only 15 minutes from stadium.
Next step is to rent a van and charge $100 a person for drop off and return.

Not a bad price to have to sit in the Met Life parking lot for 4 hours and then traffic.

 

[Matty]

I would pay $200 to ride Casperwaits' illegal cab and listen to his stories.

 

[Boner_18]

The Real Casperwaits tour...

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Boner,
Have you read about this whole transportation situation?
I think it's the best angle to make $$.
Just make sure 1 person on your bus you are driving has a ticket. That assures you a parking spot.
Get $100 for each rider. That's $800.
Bus & gas will cost you $50 tops.
I rented a hotel room for 3 nights at $975 total.
By the looks of some of the prices online, I should be able to double it.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

I would pay $200 to ride Casperwaits' illegal cab and listen to his stories.

Why pay when you can watch me crash and burn on here for free.

 

[Matty]

Casperwaits really needs to be experienced live.

 

[Blitty]

I'm down to team up with casper and boner on this business venture.

Let's do this boys!

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

I'm down to team up with casper and boner on this business venture.

Let's do this boys!

Let's make it happen

 

[Matty]

I will chip in 3 GoPros if you guys promise to wear them and record the whole thing, including the preliminary talks, and the post-game gangbang.

 

[mrquincy]

MTA designs regional Super Bowl mass transit map

http://www.nj.com/super-bowl/index.ssf/2013/12/mta_releases_regional_super_bowl_mass_transit_map.html

 

[reno cool]

The Real Casperwaits tour...

Casperwaits really needs to be experienced live.

I'll go if he rents bus and provides candy bars