Stuff White People Life

[fiveteamer]

I remember reading this blog years ago, but after having actually recently met people like this it is really hilarious

Tea

Making You Feel Bad About Not Going Outside

Non-Profit

Travelling

Not Having a T.V.

David Sedaris

Arts Degrees

Grad School

Frisbee Sports

TED Conference

Indie Music

Unpaid Internships

 

[Matty]

The Wire

 

[Oksana]

FRIENDS those fucking lying dirtbags

 

[Archie]

I life all this stuff

white people and whitish non black people have lifed this website for life 5 years

I life carbs and beer

 

[Oksana]

...

 

[Oksana]

Vietnamese/Korean/Chinese girls

 

[Oksana]

St Patrick's Day

 

[fiveteamer]

For some reason I ended up at Jarvis C.I. on wiki and the guy that writes that blog went there. I forgot about that blog.

 

[Blitty]

Making You Feel Bad About Not Going Outside

Ohemgee. I almost started a thread about this.

This is the exact definition of one of my roommates. I'm like:

"Listen guy, I lived in CA for most of my life and am accustomed to over 300 days of perfect climate. Sorry that you come from some bum fuck piece of shit town in Ohio, and that a sunny day is like the greatest thing to ever happen to you. I'm watching the fuckin' Stanley Cup Playoffs. Mind your own fuckin' business you dumb hick fuck".

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

NPR
Sharing Their Feelings
Crystal Meth
S&M
Diet Soda
Large Piercings

 

[tullamore]

I drink a green tea every day, I tell myself it makes up for all the other shit I do to my body.

 

[fiveteamer]

But wait, there's more

Plays

Apple

I read this shit last night and couldn't stop slapping my good knee.

Tully you drink tea like a man. Don't let me find out you have a tea box with 34 varieties of tea. That'll piss me off.

 

[Matty]

But wait, there's more

Plays

Apple

I read this shit last night and couldn't stop slapping my good knee.

Tully you drink tea like a man. Don't let me find out you have a tea box with 34 varieties of tea. That'll piss me off.

These two are gold.

When you ask white people about Mac’s they will say “oh, it’s so much better than Windows,” “it’s just easier to use,” “they are so cutting edge,” and so forth. What’s amazing is that white people NEED to meet people who use Windows to justify themselves spending an extra $500 for a pretty looking machine.

It is also important that white people are reminded of their creativity, and remember you need a Mac to creatively check email, creatively check websites, and creatively watch DVDs on planes.

 

[fiveteamer]

I thought of you when I read this:

The only real advice around this subject is to never accept an invitation from a white person to go see a play. Often times you will be supporting their friend or cousin and then get stuck with a $45 ticket (at least) and three hours of trying to figure how close you are to the end.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

I have never owned an Apple. Are they that cool?

 

[Matty]

Casper you're not a white person.

Roller Derby

 

[Archie]

apples?

well the macs we have don't get viruses? and yeah I have 99 other reasons for loving them. but my gf told me them and I can't remember them all right now.

I love my PCs for the 2,269,231 pictures and documents I have saved on there though

 

[tullamore]

I had an apple 2 e or something that sounds like that in the late 1980's, probably in my mom's attic somewhere.

Wonder if I can sell that to some yuppie.