stuff thats for fags

[bacon]

jesus christ matty that's fucking awful man

 

[Cami]

Living off your parents dime when you're 25+
Judy Garland
Any show similar to The Voice
Male on male on male porn
Muffled sneezes

So male on male is cool, but male on male on male is out...good to know.

 

[bacon]

lost wallets
flying while having a cold, which leads to a right ear that won't unblock
having only 5 dollorz in your pocket and no access to your bank accounts and credit cards

Also maybe if you didn't throw your wallet around like it's a pack of Wrigley's Doublemint gum these things wouldn't happen. Grow up.

 

[Matty]

What? You're gonna have to type louder, I only have one good ear.

 

[bacon]

lolz "they" say things happen in 3's you've got 2 covered

 

[Cami]

Man up Matty.

 

[roguejuror]

matty buy a fanny pack

 

[Tron]

So male on male is cool, but male on male on male is out...good to know.

I don't think you read the post right, Cami.

It said "male on male on male" porn is.

The post never mentions what male on male is.

You read into it.

 

[Matty]

I simply had to keep my wallet in my inside jacket pocket.

Same thing happened to my bro once while I was following his bike in a car - I saw his wallet fly out and I actually ran right over it. HE was able to retrieve it but most cards were destroyed.

So yeah, I should've known better.

Me stoopid.

 

[bacon]

You'd think you could walk right into your bank and get a new debit card at least. But no.

 

[Cami]

Matty, how long will it be til you get all your shit replaced?

 

[roguejuror]

You'd think you could walk right into your bank and get a new debit card at least. But no.

Some bank branches do have replacement cards on the spot.

 

[bacon]

Ywah credit cards I understand taking time but debit cards - spit that shit out come on now.

 

[Matty]

One of my bank accounts is QC-based and they closed their whole ON presence a while back. Debit and credit card are coming in the mail.

The other bank account I can just show up and get a new card. I shall do that as soon I'm done having teh corporate fun.

Debit and credit cards are taken care of. Still need to replace:

Driver's license
All 3 car-sharing membership cards
Private health benefits card
Public health card

You think they'll raise an eyebrow if I'm carrying my motorcycle helmet when I go ask for a new driver's license?

 

[bacon]

nope.

 

[Cami]

Well if You're currently licensed, then no. IMO.

 

[Matty]

I have a giant photocopy of my driver's license in my pocket if need be.

 

[Cami]

I'd say you'd be fine no matter what happens, so long as you get it done in a timely manner.