Still recovering from the weekend.

[Matty]

Ya know what my favorite thing about every time Daft posts? The 1 blog entry under his name...the fact that you can click it and laugh...every single time.

Cold.

 

[Matty]

Matty uses pillow cases and sheets. Matty is polite and has manners.

This is going straight into my resume, merci Robyn.

 

[Polaroid]

I'm still recovering from seeing that photo.

 

[reno cool]

Matty, how you been pal? Feel like you're not as involved in all the hoopla lately.

 

[Tron]

Ya know what my favorite thing about every time Daft posts? The 1 blog entry under his name...the fact that you can click it and laugh...every single time.

That's funny because everytime you post anything I laugh because you always sound like a smug little momma's boy.

 

[Matty]

reno I'm great pal. New job is intense but actually fun and I'm just now getting some free time after moving into my own place. I still check in several times a day but I have to be stealthy and keep my replies short. I miss my fellow GL fok-ups but I'm in a pretty good spot right now. (When all else fails I can always move in with Acid Joe and go back to bonus whoring/betting into my inexplicably-still-active SIA account/snorting vast amounts of blow)

What?

BTW the roomie and I will be happy to have you and the X'es and whoever over if you do come up here in the spring. We just bought a sofa bed and will add more guest beds and shit. I can still feel Mrs. X disapproving of my non-couchsurfing ways and I wanna make it up to her.

reno I got my poker chips ready.

 

[reno cool]

nice

we gonna play heads up or multiplayer?

 

[Matty]

Daffy if it means anything I don't think that that whole episode was funny.

Daffy I'm trying.

 

[Matty]

nice

we gonna play heads up or multiplayer?

It'll be you, me and destiny pal.

 

[Tron]

Daffy if it means anything I don't think that that whole episode was funny.

Daffy I'm trying.

I appreciate it man.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Who is Destiny, Matty? Are you dating a stripper? I've known quite a few Destinys in my day, Matty.

 

[Matty]

I have yet to walk by a strip club here Monkey. Not sure they exist.

Blitty I'm kidding pal, relax.

http://www.tobars.com/toronto-strip-club-map.php

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I haven't been to a strip club in about 3 months. I've been straight sober for about two months. I think I need a drink.

 

[Matty]

Monkey that is impressive as fok. I don't know how you do it. I'm one of the least daring persons I know and I reckon that I would die in under a year if I lived near Vegas. I'm only like 10% kidding.

 

[roguejuror]

those $25k tits must have been awesome

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I think I was built for this place. You get pretty bored with the club scene here after a while. Just like anywhere else.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

those $25k tits must have been awesome

I hate fake tits, RJ. I hate fake anything really. Even Christmas trees.

 

[Matty]

those $25k tits must have been awesome

AJ said they were the best fake tits he's ever ... ? I'm not 100% on the verb he used here. Motorboated?