Steves gets his life together

[stevek]

The grunge bands is coming along

 

[roguejuror]

The grunge bands is coming along

 

[stevek]

What don't you get?

I said I was going to start à grunge band and that's me covering Nirvana on the street

 

[Matty]

Poignant rendition of Drain You 👌

 

[Vegas Dave]

What don't you get?

I said I was going to start à grunge band and that's me covering Nirvana on the street

Yeah Rougie what dont you get?!?

 

[Shortstop]

I was at Aldi earlier today. Shelves were empty for the items that people want. Nathan’s hot dogs $4.89 for 8. Parkview hot dogs $1.19 for 8. I’m lost…
Obviously value comes into play?

 

[Stevies]

When my new SS card comes in I will be knocking on doors for Working America at a $25/hr clip, we have an agreement. I did it for much less for the Hillary campaign.

I can't decide if I should go by Stevies or Stevek when I do this. Prob Stevies, then I'll do bad covers of Nirvana songs door to door.

 

[stevek]

Made it down to China for a bit before I start working.

The streets are lined with food sellers and short gooks.

They can be obnoxious too, st the end of this vid this lady goosed me and acted like she found a diamond.

I did like it, but no diamond for you, sweetheart.

 

[roguejuror]

this lady goosed me

what was she "oooohhhh" about?

 

[stevek]

Idk but it was a cute ending to my vid. I guess she liked my junk.

 

[roguejuror]

Idk but it was a cute ending to my vid. I guess she liked my junk.

you should have taken it out, grab your junk by the shaft and rotate it like a fan blade

ric flair calls that the helicopter trick

and then you should have gave her a woooo

 

[stevek]

Agreed

 

[roguejuror]

Agreed

 

[stevek]

And so I have an Observation Day with the knocking on doors company on the 20th. The plan is to do well with them then when their campaign runs out 11/8 to go to a security position.

There was a security company that was ready to hire me now but it's really fucking far away for a dude without a car. Two bus ride to and from. I'll look for something more convenient but worst case scenario I can work with them after the knocking on doors company.

So that's that.

 

[roguejuror]

the knocking on doors company

What are you going to be selling door to door?

 

[Stevies]

It's this company called Working America and I'll be talking to people about politics, etc.

Not ideal but they pay well.

 

[roguejuror]

Stevie I just had a mind blowing idea

WHAT IF YOU BECOME A POLITICIAN

🤯

you have the voice, you have the rosy lithuanian cheeks, you got what it takes man

start something small like a deputy city council or something like that

 

[MrX]

I'll get to work on the Vote For Steves buttons.