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Lol no one cares about a dui. Not like Im trying to be a lardass truck driver or worse off a former one that is now a scam artist that demands respect from his victims and their friends.

Thanks for your valuable input though.

PS - nice face? Nice belly, nice ass, nice soul

Eta on the last time Plommer saw his dick when he took a piss is 1964
 
Lol no one cares about a dui.

Thanks for your valuable input though.
I suppose its different in the USA. Up here employers can't do a background check without permission, often they will ask for a "Police Clearance" which is a letter/certificate from the Police that there is no record associated with your name, that means DUI/Rape/Shoplifting/Murder/Trespassing are all lumped together, meaning any conviction for anything and the police will not issue a clearance letter.

"no one cares about a dui." what about breaches of probation/parole? Do they hire parolees? A security company?
 
Are you going to have one in He'll after dying alone because no one could ever love who you really are? Scamner? Liar? Thief? Pedo riding through children's parks, looking like that?

You know you're the creep, right?
 
What did one lardass scam artist say to the other lardass scam artist?

"I can't see my dick when I pee and my man boobs are killing me but I DEMAND RESPECT!!!!"

Then everyone around them beat the fuck out of them and shit on them.

#everyonerespectplommerlol
 
Tyvm MM!!!!

And oh yes it has. I went in the day we were supposed to get the below freezing temps and the ice storm. Coincidentally a decently attractive junkie tried to get me to get off the train w her that day, to Lord knows where.

With that storm coming I didn't oblige.

So glad I didn't. If anyone were going to turn me into a junkie, it'd been her.

My buddy says she just wanted to rob me.

We'll never know.

This girl, sexy ass after feeding me good food grabs my nose like I'm her pet and goes Wedding Crashers style "I'll find you!" lmao. Insta crush right then and there.

No junkies for Steves though. They already got me for a few bucks. That time has passed.

Mrm, that storm may have saved Steves.

Looks like we'll be doing 25-35 degrees for a bit here, which is very refreshing compared to how it was man.