So, volunteered to designate drive last night

[stevek173]

her birthday is coming up so wanted to be chivalrous, and kind of challenge myself to stay sober on a Saturday night. Brownie points are nice too.

Anyway, she's normally a pretty reserved girl.

I pick her and her extremely drunk friend up from the bar, and we drop her friend off.

Well out of nowhere, she tells me to turn onto a backwoods, dirt road, takes her pants off and proceeds to mount me reverse cowgirl.
It ends with me banging her on the hood of the car in the middle of nowhere in Amish country.

I probably shouldn't be sharing this but with the depression shit, etc. I posted wanted to point out...

Life really ain't so bad.

 

[Bread]

I like sex :thumbup:

 

[Tron]

Reverse doggy or reverse cow girl? You have me all confused. Wouldn't reverse doggy mean she destroyed you with a big strap on?

I NEED CLARIFICATION QUICK STEVE!!!!

 

[Rubyn]

LOL Daft!

 

[stevek173]

Oh ROFL Daft def NOT reverse doggy. reverse cowgirl, in the driver's seat.

I am definitely DDing more often.

LMFAO about getting destroyed with a strap on and then posting about it. To each his own, not for me though.

 

[Bread]

Steve's face while this was happening to him last night.

 

[MrMonkey]

Just saw this dude! Lucky bastard! Great job! Looks like it's back to me being all alone in the Whipped Pussy Club!

 

[stevek173]

steve's face while this was happening to him last night.

rofl

 

[AMBy]

sounds like a win-win night. You didn't drink as you have been avoiding lately...you didn't let your girl drive drunk...and you even got some great drunk sex out of it.

 

[stevek173]

Just saw this dude! Lucky bastard! Great job! Looks like it's back to me being all alone in the Whipped Pussy Club!

Nah I'd say I'm pretty whipped, but more in a sense of saving a great girl and being into the team concept instead of a drunk gambleholic douchebag

Easier said than done for me...

I'm in the club with you dude.

 

[stevek173]

sounds like a win-win night. You didn't drink as you have been avoiding lately...you didn't let your girl drive drunk...and you even got some great drunk sex out of it.

Well to be honest I got home at 3 AM and pounded and zoned to some NHL Hockey 2k10 so I can't say I was completely a good boy.

Rome wasn't built in a day

Definitely +EV all the way around though. She's a good girl she deserves someone who will treat her right.

 

[Tron]

Phew! Scared me for a little Steve

And LOL @ the picture Break posted

 

[GatorMike]

Very. Nice.

 

[Mudcat]

You do a good deed with the designated driving - you get rewarded with the boinkifying.

Instant karma.

 

[betplom]

Some things never change.

Alcohol + women = easier than normal pussy.

Also, you know the fucking rules here, pics, or your story gets graded as fiction.

 

[stevek173]

Some things never change.

Alcohol + women = easier than normal pussy.

Also, you know the fucking rules here, pics, or your story gets graded as fiction.

Hah wasn't really appropriate to take pics so I accept it being viewed as fiction even though it definitely happened.

 

[betplom]

Hah wasn't really appropriate to take pics so I accept it being viewed as fiction even though it definitely happened.

It wasn't really appropriate to fuck some broad on the hood of your car on the blessed land of a local Amish family either, but that wasn't enough to stop you.

I'm not interested in excuses, I'm interested in pics. Camera phones are standard these days and snapping a quick pic while she's getting her rocks off shouldn't be difficult.

Pal, you have let us down. Please don't make this a habit.

 

[Rubyn]

This whole "pictures or it didn't happen" craze is getting out of hand.

Plommer, be normal like us. Get out of the fucking basement and start doing your own troubles!!