so i'm officially single.

[Jello]

Cali...

I was drunk last night and I apologize for the part about sticky eyelids. That was crass, and uncool.

I still standby the dignity part. I liked that. Matty probably would never get the humor, but I think you do... which is why I still like you.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

thanks jello.

 

[Jello]

Can I tell you then...even though we're not real friends anymore... that you are being stupid?

It doesn't matter though. You know it. You are looking for us to tell you how stupid you are being.

Why?

 

[CaliGirlNY]

i know i'm being stupid.

b/c i like him.

b/c i'm addicted to him.

b/c i obviously have issues.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

wrong post in wrong thread. fixed.

 

[Jello]

Well... I was dismissing HIM.

Why do you want us to tell you how stupid you are being. Why do you want to tell us how much you hate this?

What are we going to tell you that matters?

 

[CaliGirlNY]

Well... I was dismissing HIM.

Why do you want us to tell you how stupid you are being. Why do you want to tell us how much you hate this?

What are we going to tell you that matters?

i don't know. just an outlet for my frustrations. all of your responses are actually keeping me grounded. i know that is lame, but it's true.

 

[Jello]

Nope. You want us to smack you.

You need to smack yourself.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

you all smack me about this all the time. i actually appreciate it.

 

[Jello]

Common.


Appreciate it?

Isnt it about time you took control of shit?

 

[Archie]

Nope. You want us to smack you.

You need to smack yourself.

common jelly do the girl a solid and smack her face right of her face

 

[roguejuror]

you all smack me about this all the time. i actually appreciate it.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

common jelly do the girl a solid and smack her face right of her face

in the right setting i might enjoy that.

 

[Jello]

Pass.

Not because you aren't attractive. I would just like to see you more concerned about yourself.

That would be HOT.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

jello do you know how to dougie?

 

[Jello]

Can you instruct me how to Dougue?

 

[CaliGirlNY]

yes.

 

[Tron]

Jello def gets avatar of the month


That is some funny shit


Cali, I think the only way you'll win over Jello at this point is to post a video of yourself scantily clad in only a white bra, Atlanta Braves cap, sipping bourbon and swaying to the sweet sounds of Pennywise