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so i'm officially single.

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Daft
Of course.

What's with all the name calling then?

Or are you calling her actions "stupid", "dumb" "cunt" etc?

Jello we may need a ruling here.
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that's all playful stuff buddy, calm down

remember GL characters according to this guy

Robyn is fat and ugly

Cali is a slut and has fat thighs
Bigal is ugly

Daffy's "girl" was an ugly hag slut

strippers and hookers should be prank called and degraded

Mrs. X- can't remember...her goat should be eaten? and she should not be circle-jerked on

Bread....well where do we start??? let's not

Archie- Never Ending War

Daffy- needs punched like the pawn he is

I gotta pee someone fill in the rest
 
Archie
that's all playful stuff buddy, calm down

remember GL characters according to this guy

Robyn is fat and ugly

Cali is a slut and has fat thighs
Bigal is ugly

Daffy's "girl" was an ugly hag slut

strippers and hookers should be prank called and degraded

Mrs. X- can't remember...her goat should be eaten? and she should not be circle-jerked on

Bread....well where do we start??? let's not

Archie- Never Ending War

Daffy- needs punched like the pawn he is

I gotta pee someone fill in the rest
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not really shots pal, more like observations.

I have no beef with anyone, just calling it as I see it.
 
MonkeyF0cker
Yes. It was YOU that made me talk to Caligirl.

You're not delusional one bit, Archie.
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MonkeyF0cker
The attention that I was looking for was actually from you. I was hoping you would come in and swoop to her rescue like the BIG MAN you are.

All of my fantasies are coming true.

Thanks, Archie!!!

Just an FYI... It was SO MUCH HOTTER when you did it for Wally.
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MonkeyF0cker
The only thing that could make this thread better would be an oiled up Archie pic next to a Caligirl panty shot.

What a duo!
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MonkeyF0cker
not really shots pal, more like observations.

I have no beef with anyone, just calling it as I see it.
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MonkeyF0cker
Although, that's a pretty incomplete, inaccurate list. Oh well.
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now stop its over.....

or is it? the war will never end right?

whatever

just don't stop thinking about me shirtless and oily buddy :thankyou:


ps.

I got more where that came from..... you gotta pay to play though....

pic of you and your big gun and i'll show you my 18 inch pythons and 42 inch waist!

deal?

nah, don't know don't care

:archie:
 
Someone can't stop talking about me. LOL.

KEEP GIVING ME ATTENTION, ARCHIE. I NEED IT SO BAD!!!!!

How easy is it to get UNDER YOUR SKIN?

Can we get some more bumps? Maybe start another thread about how I don't get under people's skin (LOL at the irony)?

Awesome.
 
so uhm, back to one of the prior topics.

spent the weekend with Chris. we met up mid day saturday, hung out, went into NYC for dinner and drinks. ran an errand. then came back here to my place and got loaded and fucked all night. it was hot as fuck. lots of great memories from sat night. 3 bottles of wine, a few cocktails, and a a load of stuff later we finally fell asleep when the sun was up. just to wake up a couple hours later b/c he had his kids soccer game to get to. i woke up too to see him off, then went back to bed. got up, puked into the trashcan, downed about a gallon of water, got a bloody nose, and went back to bed.

then i got up around 4pm took a shower etc., he called after the game, i went over to his apartment. we ordered chinese food and watched star wars (the first one, i've never actually seen it). then we both fell asleep around the same point in the movie (where luke and obi one meet hans solo after the bar scene and are about to head off to princess liea's dad's world, but i think darth vador blew it up?). ANYWAY we woke up around midnight, brushed our teeth and went to bed, fooled around, had sex, but he didn't cum, i did (twice), we took a break for a minute, both of us being exhausted, and fell sound asleep before he finished. i always feel bad when that happens.

this morning he went to the gym, I cleaned up the kitchen and made breakfast for us. he came back, we ate, he went to work, i came home.

the end.

i might see him on wed night (very tentative) so it may be another 2 weeks until i see him again. he's out of town tues night, and has his kid thurs through the weekend.

oh well.

i didnt clean up my bedroom from saturday, i need to do that.

ta ta
 
CaliGirlNJ
so uhm, back to one of the prior topics.

spent the weekend with Chris. we met up mid day saturday, hung out, went into NYC for dinner and drinks. ran an errand. then came back here to my place and got loaded and fucked all night. it was hot as fuck. lots of great memories from sat night. 3 bottles of wine, a few cocktails, and a a load of stuff later we finally fell asleep when the sun was up. just to wake up a couple hours later b/c he had his kids soccer game to get to. i woke up too to see him off, then went back to bed. got up, puked into the trashcan, downed about a gallon of water, got a bloody nose, and went back to bed.

then i got up around 4pm took a shower etc., he called after the game, i went over to his apartment. we ordered chinese food and watched star wars (the first one, i've never actually seen it). then we both fell asleep around the same point in the movie (where luke and obi one meet hans solo after the bar scene and are about to head off to princess liea's dad's world, but i think darth vador blew it up?). ANYWAY we woke up around midnight, brushed our teeth and went to bed, fooled around, had sex, but he didn't cum, i did (twice), we took a break for a minute, both of us being exhausted, and fell sound asleep before he finished. i always feel bad when that happens.

this morning he went to the gym, I cleaned up the kitchen and made breakfast for us. he came back, we ate, he went to work, i came home.

the end.

i might see him on wed night (very tentative) so it may be another 2 weeks until i see him again. he's out of town tues night, and has his kid thurs through the weekend.

oh well.

i didnt clean up my bedroom from saturday, i need to do that.

ta ta
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If you just elaborate a little more, I think we could sell this story to Penthouse Forum. You need to erase the "I feel" parts of the story though. Makes the story unbelievable.

We could call the story "Star Whores"
 
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