so, i got arrested tonight

[sideloaded]

i've been drinking for 10 years. only legally for 4.

Can she get any cooler? Your liver will love you in 40 years.

 

[Archie]

Can she get any cooler? Your liver will love you in 40 years.

excellent point

any guesses on what feelings her bum hole, vagina, pancreas, appendix, and left little toe will have towards her in 30 years?

 

[Tron]

Somehow I think a crucial piece of information is missing from this story.

I kind of feel the same way.

 

[Bread]

They denied it because they thought it was fake? And at not accepting that but accepting a Linkedin account and a scan of a passport.

A bad experience but at least you missed seeing the Doobie Brothers.

HAHAHHAHHAA common!

 

[Rubyn]

Cali, you should be glad that you can still be mistaken for an underage drinker.

Also, how much did you have to drink before the two beers at the other bar?

 

[senco78]

fuking redneck bar tenders picking on a bourgeois artsy girl is all it was.
this wouldnt have happened if you wore some tight jean shorts, a budweiser shirt, and some fuk me boots

 

[Matty]

fuking redneck bar tenders picking on a bourgeois artsy girl is all it was.
this wouldnt have happened if you wore some tight jean shorts, a budweiser shirt, and some fuk me boots

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Rubyn]

senco means daisy dukes and cowboy boots.

 

[senco78]

fuk me boots come in many varieties Rubyn.
dont like cowboy boots myself but you can tell fuk me boots when you see them... black boots with heels

 

[Matty]

I don't think that outfit would get you much sympathy in NY.

 

[Jello]

Any boots Cali wears are fuck me boots.

 

[senco78]

she was at a Skynyrd concert , no?...
how much lip service did she give the bartenders before the cops were brought in is the question????


waiting patiently on the pics she took of the lowlife rednecks:cheersbuddy:

 

[roguejuror]

fuking redneck bar tenders picking on a bourgeois artsy girl is all it was.
this wouldnt have happened if you wore some tight jean shorts, a budweiser shirt, and some fuk me boots

 

[stevek173]

Fokking Senco called it tbh.

 

[FreeFall]

I find this hard to believe. You make it sounds like you went to the saloon and got in a bar fight and went to the sheriffs office to figure it out.

If it did happen to me though, and assuming I was liquored up, I'd find it pretty funny.

 

[Archie]

its time to get a regular poster in the fb criminal thread

 

[FreeFall]

girls wearing these are normally the first ones I go to talk to at bars.

 

[Boner_18]

Sounds like you were legally detained, though the details are sketchy. I have a better look from home when im not on my phone.

Arrested is a very overused term and it bothers me (as a pperson who has actually been arrested). Most people are detained, or issued citations, very few are actually arrested.