Hooligans Sportsbook

Similarities between Mrs.X and I

  • Start date •
  • Replies
    49 Replies •
  • Views 3,772 Views
Follow
Matt Rain
Fokkers. Mrs. X is the only nice thing about your household.
Click to expand...

I'm telling #40 that you said that.

kato
gl with ur father x
Click to expand...

Thanks, kato, I appreciate that. It's really not a good scene over there and I'm not looking forward to it.

Mudcat
What's going on here? I heard someone was being an assclown in this thread.
Click to expand...

You heard wrong.

Matt Rain
Mr. and Mrs. X why were you snobbing us at the bash last year? Why weren't you with the cool kids?
Click to expand...

I didn't know who the cool kids were.
 
Blitty
-We both like drugs
Click to expand...

Oh the things I miss when I am sleeping.

I LOVE DRUGS! Although, I don't do them much anymore. It may seem like I do because I think I probably post loving about xanyx, oxycodone, viccodin, ambien..... but I rarely get my hands on any. Mostly because I know that I LOVE DRUGS. I'm like the 300 lb. person that lost all the weight, looks great and is a better person for it. I'll eat the carbs, intentionally but knowing full well that a doughnut leads to a pizza leads to a cheesecake leads to a slippery slope that gets you back to 300 pounds and miserable.

It was only since I "reformed" that I really could appreciate drugs that don't make you go fast. So much more pleasant.

Blitty
-We both like chicks
Click to expand...

I considered posting a pic of a cute little baby chicken but then cut it because it just wasn't funny enough. If you think it *was* funny enough, please imagine a adorable, fuzzy yellow baby chick in sunglasses, a thick gold chain with an easter egg charm on it and a speech balloon that said, "Sendin' a shout out to all my peeps".

I think you may be a bit more enthusiastic about "chicks" than I am. I haven't kissed a girl in years, actually only twice in my life.

Blitty
-We both like to travel
Click to expand...

I like to be different places, but could do without the traveling part. Ask Mr. X how fun I am in the car on the actual car ride part of a car trip. It takes me a long time to get places. I think stopping every two hours makes things awesome. Mr. X does not hold the same view. Having the computer and working the internet pacifier in the car is like a godsend for both of us.

I like fiying though. It's easier, faster and gets you to better locations.

On a side note:

*Attention Matt Rain: Lady Booya is quitting roller derby. Will this effect your attraction level when I bring her to Toronto to be your girlfriend?
 
Jagged lil' Pill *was* a better name. She is the quasi religious republican. Religious because she grew up Catholic and seems to keep the practice as a family bond/comfort and doesn't think about it on a daily basis. Republican in name but we've had some conversations and we don't seem to far off in belief systems....although I haven't really put a label on my political leanings so maybe I'm more Republican than I know, or she's not as Republican as she thinks. Labels, especially political ones, suck anyway.

She is also the star of the Chicken/Hawaii/crumbled oat bar video.


I do not have a date set for the Toronto trip. Matt Rain needs to be in Toronto and have a free weekend. Once that happens, I'll plan from there.
 
mrsx don't label your political opinions, i always laugh at those idiots that say im moderate left or green progressive or slight to the right or some stupid shit like that, like it all means anything when they go vote for y or z and think it all makes a stupid difference in their happyland

matty take the girl, i'll take the chickens

higfive
 
You must log in or register to reply here.