Hooligans Sportsbook

Shari, look at all this potential around here.

  • Start date •
  • Replies
    46 Replies •
  • Views 3,465 Views
Follow
Thank you for thinking of my son and I, Wally.

The only thing I'm a little concerned about is the whole how to teach him to pee standing up and how many times to shake it thing but I got a few good tips from the guys at SBR so hopefully I can somehow manage.

And Mrs X, you WILL meet him someday soon. In fact, you were the topic of his bedtime story 2 nights ago and are now his current girlfriend as far as I'm concerned.
 
Bread
LOL@@@ Wally calls McB Matty and GL sbr.

Wally you're one hot little mess.

Wally here are my child development tips:

-Beat the child as much as possible
-Remind them that it hurts you more than it hurts them


Guaranteed to produce something that you will be proud of.
Click to expand...

People to keep away from my daughter:

1) Bread
 
Shari91
Thank you for thinking of my son and I, Wally.

The only thing I'm a little concerned about is the whole how to teach him to pee standing up and how many times to shake it thing but I got a few good tips from the guys at SBR so hopefully I can somehow manage.

And Mrs X, you WILL meet him someday soon. In fact, you were the topic of his bedtime story 2 nights ago and are now his current girlfriend as far as I'm concerned.
Click to expand...

I was really pretty and funny right? And there was this angelic glow surrounding me like kind powers from the heavens. And I had a sword. The sword of justice...and there was really good music...and fire would shoot out of my glowing, blue eyes....but not at him, at the evil monkeys that we're trying to kidnap him....and I would shoot the laser beams of fire out of my eyes and the monkeys would *poof* incinerate. After the battle was done, I would just fly around serenely in the sky flapping my amazingly soft, snowy white wings basking in my own coolness listening to the awesome techno music coming out of the blue sky and big, puffy white clouds.

It was like that right?

I've heard that putting cheerios in the toilet as targets is a fun game for boy potty training. I can't help with the number of shakes, sorry.
 
Shari91
Thank you for thinking of my son and I, Wally.

The only thing I'm a little concerned about is the whole how to teach him to pee standing up and how many times to shake it thing but I got a few good tips from the guys at SBR so hopefully I can somehow manage.

And Mrs X, you WILL meet him someday soon. In fact, you were the topic of his bedtime story 2 nights ago and are now his current girlfriend as far as I'm concerned.
Click to expand...

Yes, we went over the how many shakes 'till drip free. I remember saying four good ones, any more than that and you're playing with yourself.

Something I didn't take into consideration is this is a young child who will be excited to get back to his tonka trucks, not completely emptying his bladder before shaking. Better make that six good shakes. :wah:
 
God Fucking Damnit! I just accidentally kicked the remote with my foot, the screen turned all blue and there's a white No Signal! text floating all over. Mr. "knower how to work the TV" X is at hockey.

And I call myself a scientist.

Pathetic.
 
Mrs. X
God Fucking Damnit! I just accidentally kicked the remote with my foot, the screen turned all blue and there's a white No Signal! text floating all over. Mr. "knower how to work the TV" X is at hockey.

And I call myself a scientist.

Pathetic.
Click to expand...

MrsX, clench your fist and strike the tv twice with the side of your hand.

Call me in the morning.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.