Shari, look at all this potential around here.

[wal66]

Mothers all over the world spend hundreds, even thousands of dollars on their children just in development reading material alone. From Walt Disney to Dr. Seus and every imaginable concept in between and there probably isn't much left in the way of teaching, training or expanding the childrens minds. Yet the dollars are continuously spent.

Shari, look around you. Right here at Gamelive there is a wealth of skills. So many talented writers right here in the very forum. Shari you will never have to spend a dime on the little one. We can create every conceivable development story right here on these pages.

 

[wal66]

Who wants which development skills?

Lets give Shari's little angel what other children will never experience.

Maybe Bread takes potty training.
Matty could take on a modern version of See Spot Run.
MonkeyFocker could tackle object identification skills.

The list is endless and the rewards boundless.

 

[Bread]

I don't like kids, Wally. Call me back when he turns 21. I could always use another drinking partner.

 

[Mrs. X]

I already put my time in with the early development.

I would really like to meet that little guy some day. (I mean Shari's son. I'd like to meet you too Wally, I just didn't want you to get confused seeing as I used your throwing around hearts avatar and all)

 

[mcbaseball10]

Wally, make us a cartoon pal.

 

[wal66]

I was really hoping some of you would take the initiative to go ahead and pen some child development guide. Not the whole thing just a portion to call your own. Not for me, for Shari's lil guy and for your own sense of accomplishment.

 

[wal66]

Wally, make us a cartoon pal.

Matty I've tried using that Microsoft Paint and I just suck it up with it. I can't photoshop or anything. I have the ideas, I have the inspiration I even have some creative ideas in mind. I just don't have the mental ability to grasp the simplest of tech savvy utilities. This causes me great shame.

 

[mcbaseball10]

Wally, I'm not a canuck. Knock off the matty talk.This is matty :matty: this is me

 

[Bread]

LOL@@@ Wally calls McB Matty and GL sbr.

Wally you're one hot little mess.

Wally here are my child development tips:

-Beat the child as much as possible
-Remind them that it hurts you more than it hurts them


Guaranteed to produce something that you will be proud of.

 

[wal66]

I keep doing that. One would think that in my mind you don't exist and that maybe I have a subliminal Matty fetish. That's totally not true. I think I just see the BIG M and just assume without even looking it's Matty.

This is the third or fourth time though and I'm not proud of myself right now.

 

[roguejuror]

LOL@@@ Wally calls McB Matty and GL sbr.

i'm starting to like wally

 

[kato]

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?playListId=380615225

die antwoord 5 song ep

 

[roguejuror]

jou ma se poes in a fish paste jar

 

[Matty]

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?playListId=380615225

die antwoord 5 song ep

From the comments section : Crucial. Legit. Too fun for kidz. Tough. Feels sooo nice. My ears say thanks and my soul says fok.

 

[roguejuror]

gud morning kato

 

[betplom]

I don't like kids, Wally. Call me back when he turns 21. I could always use another drinking partner.

Yeah, like you'll still be a resident of earth when the kid turns 21.

You could do it in Canada , where the legal drinking age is 19.
18 in Quebec.

 

[Matty]

Fokken prudes y'all.

 

[Matty]

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