pally
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Shanty has said many bad things about me but now listen to this!
Shanty's grandmother was knitting a scarf at the retirement home when shantystar burst in the room, threw out his chest and said, "Haha! Now I vigorously anal you with my 4.5 foot iron insertion!!! Big cock, monster cock, gallant cock!!!!"
"No please!" she cried. "Leave me alone. I am old and I am against incest and I have never had anal sex and an insertion that big would hurt so much! There are many reasons I don't want you to do this. Please!"
Shanty threw his pants to the ground like a fervent ocelot to reveal the full size of his manhood.
"Oh that's it?" said gramma. "I thought you said 4.5 feet. That thing, I probably won't even notice. Go ahead then."
So she got nekkid from the waist down and got in the doggy position and shanty performed the insertion.
"Is it in yet?" she said, continuing to knit.
"Haha!" he said, "I am hammering!!" And soon he went soft and so that was done.
Then she loaned him 12 SBRpoints and shanty said he would pay her back but he never did.
Then shanty stole her bike.
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whoa
this was great!
and unexpected
muddy!