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shantystar is dishonoroable with his 89 year-old grandmother!!!

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Mudcat
Shanty has said many bad things about me but now listen to this!


Shanty's grandmother was knitting a scarf at the retirement home when shantystar burst in the room, threw out his chest and said, "Haha! Now I vigorously anal you with my 4.5 foot iron insertion!!! Big cock, monster cock, gallant cock!!!!"

"No please!" she cried. "Leave me alone. I am old and I am against incest and I have never had anal sex and an insertion that big would hurt so much! There are many reasons I don't want you to do this. Please!"

Shanty threw his pants to the ground like a fervent ocelot to reveal the full size of his manhood.

"Oh that's it?" said gramma. "I thought you said 4.5 feet. That thing, I probably won't even notice. Go ahead then."

So she got nekkid from the waist down and got in the doggy position and shanty performed the insertion.

"Is it in yet?" she said, continuing to knit.

"Haha!" he said, "I am hammering!!" And soon he went soft and so that was done.

Then she loaned him 12 SBRpoints and shanty said he would pay her back but he never did.

Then shanty stole her bike.



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whoa


this was great!

and unexpected

muddy!
 
that was pretty dishonorable Shanty. But I guess no harm no foul... well except for the bike part.

On the other hand I'm not so sure it wasn't Mudcat who stole Shanty grandmas bike. I mean is it just coincidence that right after this happens we start hearing about bike accidents and helmets and all, from a certain someone? hmmm...
 
I feel very redeemed by this. Around the time this thread happened, shanty was taking potshots at me from every direction. I was calmly striking back and I felt like I was more than holding my own but everyone was awarding shantystar every decision.

Much like George W. Bush I felt that the true virtue of my actions would be revealed in the fullness of time. It is very gratifying to now see comments like these:



kato
mudcat>shanty
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Jello
pwned
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mcbaseball10
Wow, how did I miss this? Muddy shantyed the hell out of him.
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Hmm, maybe George W. Bush wasn't the comparison I was looking for.
 
Shanty it happens to all of us. Just 2 weeks I was 3/4 of a bottle deep and was being ridden reverse doggy and Mr Happy let me down because of the alcohol.

It's just the sauce man. Ease up on it to maintain that firm erection and satisfy your way into granny's will.

I know you can do it.
 
Now enjoy!!!!!!!!i left your pussy that one can easilly clap inside!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! coz you mess with my caterpiller monster,next time you have lesson not to mess with guys with big meat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111









Hmm, maybe George W. Bush wasn't the comparison I was looking for.[/QUOTE]
 
stevek173
It's just the sauce man. Ease up on it to maintain that firm erection and satisfy your way into granny's will.
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:clap: You're on a fokken roll Stevieboys!


shantystar
coz you mess with my caterpiller monster,next time you have lesson not to mess with guys with big meat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111
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Teela, take notice. We're not kidding here.
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