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shantystar is dishonoroable with his 89 year-old grandmother!!!

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Mudcat

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Shanty has said many bad things about me but now listen to this!


Shanty's grandmother was knitting a scarf at the retirement home when shantystar burst in the room, threw out his chest and said, "Haha! Now I vigorously anal you with my 4.5 foot iron insertion!!! Big cock, monster cock, gallant cock!!!!"

"No please!" she cried. "Leave me alone. I am old and I am against incest and I have never had anal sex and an insertion that big would hurt so much! There are many reasons I don't want you to do this. Please!"

Shanty threw his pants to the ground like a fervent ocelot to reveal the full size of his manhood.

"Oh that's it?" said gramma. "I thought you said 4.5 feet. That thing, I probably won't even notice. Go ahead then."

So she got nekkid from the waist down and got in the doggy position and shanty performed the insertion.

"Is it in yet?" she said, continuing to knit.

"Haha!" he said, "I am hammering!!" And soon he went soft and so that was done.

Then she loaned him 12 SBRpoints and shanty said he would pay her back but he never did.

Then shanty stole her bike.



:ohmy:
 
I'm not buying this story. I think Mudcat is making things up and trying to get back at shanty because he revealed a little too much detail about Mudcat's deviant behaviors. There is just no way that shanty is < 4.5 feet. And why would his 89 year old grandmother have a bike? The whole story is pure gibberish.
 
MonkeyF0cker
I'm not buying this story. I think Mudcat is making things up and trying to get back at shanty because he revealed a little too much detail about Mudcat's deviant behaviors. There is just no way that shanty is < 4.5 feet. And why would his 89 year old grandmother have a bike? The whole story is pure gibberish.
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Let's wait for confirmation from shanty himself before we start accusing Muddy.
 
I gave shanty's gramma a phone call to ask if she was alright. She said she was fine and then she asked me to come visit her because she was feeling amorous and she had heard of my reputation for satisfying the womenfolk.

"I'm sorry but I don't think so, shanty's gramma," I sez.

"Call me Tonya," she said.


:ohmy:



(Which is shocking because shanty keeps making reference to Tonya like it is his girlfriend but what I am presenting now is the idea that he has been talking about his 89 year-old gramma the whole time. See what I did there? Okay.)
 
Damn, I failed to consider the goose paintings on cunt.

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That's right. Shanty stole his grandmother's bike! AND he borrowed SBR points and didn't pay them back!

So he stiffed her twice!!!

I would say he stiffed her three times but the anal doesn't count because he was, in granny's words, "totally freaking limp."
 
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