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If only I was able to get my dick hard I'd ejaculate all over her ass like I was decorating a cake.

But what I would do instead is go over to her place and bring some strawberries, pineapple and a bottle of wine. I hate wine but apparently women love that shit. So I'd cut up a bunch of fruit and pour some glasses of wine and start up a conversation about local politics. I'd try to feign some sort of interest in national culture and whatnot. I'd grab her shitty Mac Book and and plug it into some speakers and sarcastically mock all of the pear jam and madonna albums she owns. Once we were both drunk enough I'd start to kiss her and take her to the bedroom where I'd proceed to ferociously cuddle with her and then fall asleep. I'd wake up in the middle of the night and kiss her face and body while she was sleeping and then feel kind of gross about that the following morning.

See you in a couple of days!
 
I forgot to add that you need for her to wait and say "you're going to fuck the shit out of me tonight, right?"

That's your in. When she says that you know you have a 75% chance of having sex that night.

Correction. I'm going to cuddle the shit out of you tonight.
 
Fiver in hugs with hot females....

are you a both arms over her arms hugger???

under and under, and make her stand on tip toes and lift her off the ground?

one over one under. tilt-a-snuggle kinda hug?


does it depend on height? and if the hug/snuggle is horizontal or vertical?




do you hold multiple pillows in your arms/legs when you sleep alone?
 
fiveteamer
If only I was able to get my dick hard I'd ejaculate all over her ass like I was decorating a cake.

But what I would do instead is go over to her place and bring some strawberries, pineapple and a bottle of champagne. I hate wine but women love champagne. So I'd cut up a bunch of fruit and pour some glasses of wine and start up a conversation about local politics. I'd try to feign some sort of interest in national culture and whatnot. I'd grab her shitty Mac Book and and plug it into some speakers and sarcastically mock all of the pear jam and madonna albums she owns. Once we were both drunk enough I'd start to kiss her and take her to the bedroom where I'd proceed to ferociously cuddle with her and then fall asleep. I'd wake up in the middle of the night and kiss her face and body while she was sleeping and then feel kind of gross about that the following morning.

See you in a couple of days!
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Fantastic post that just needed a little tweaking.
 
never understood the fascination with her...cute face, chubby with ass thats not getting smaller and has decent boobs that are always in a good bra...she is no elisabeth hasslebeck, but i wouldnt kick her out of bed...i also wouldnt try more than once to get her in bed if she was a nobody...people that go stupid over celebs crack me up...

i dont think this was planned in any way...if it were, the pics would be much better imo
 
yeah okay daft, maybe not chubby as in 30lbs overweight...the real pics are very unflattering and her ass and thighs look big...she has never been thin or even in shape looking and thats fine, just not my type... she has no business being near the top of any lists, was my point...still a great looking woman
 
fiveteamer
If only I was able to get my dick hard I'd ejaculate all over her ass like I was decorating a cake.

But what I would do instead is go over to her place and bring some strawberries, pineapple and a bottle of wine. I hate wine but apparently women love that shit. So I'd cut up a bunch of fruit and pour some glasses of wine and start up a conversation about local politics. I'd try to feign some sort of interest in national culture and whatnot. I'd grab her shitty Mac Book and and plug it into some speakers and sarcastically mock all of the pear jam and madonna albums she owns. Once we were both drunk enough I'd start to kiss her and take her to the bedroom where I'd proceed to ferociously cuddle with her and then fall asleep. I'd wake up in the middle of the night and kiss her face and body while she was sleeping and then feel kind of gross about that the following morning.

See you in a couple of days!
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Wow. If this is accurate we might be 99% the same person.
 
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