Casper would be my guess. Gives me the exact same embarrassed-for-him feeling I get from Casper.
Much like when entering a forum capping contest, he starts out thinking, oh yay, I'm doing something with the gang! I'm everyone's little girlfriend!
Unfortunately there is that complete inability to anticipate where things lead.
Realizing that the actual cat premise is played out (about 35 posts too late), backed into a corner with nowhere to go, doesn't have the sense or residual shred of dignity to abort so ---> sports picks??
Sure, sports picks.
If it's someone other than Casper, I apologize. You do need to do better than this in the future though.