Mrs. X, let me introduce you to a thing that Daft does here on GL.com
This is me posting while drunk (PWG) and for lack of a better term, being silly.
At no point (and I can't stress that enough) was I being serious in this post. I thought you knew that. I mean, read this post. How could I possibly be being serious? I guess those that have met me would realize this.
That's why I stopped posting when you said I was a pathetic, drunk guy with six watches. It became pretty evident to my drunk ass at that point that you were not kidding and I was.
Anyway, my bad. I should not assume.