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i am so jealous of rager

he gets chicks

he has a sweet job

kickass life

makes lots of money

damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

rager what do you pull in your stocks job, roughly? 100k? mid-6 figs? no way 7 figs right? give us a ballpark number

common pal i want to torture myself with it
 
Pally, I mostly rake in the cash from my job as a Tooling Engineer, the stock thing is just a sideline deal, but I think that if I had too, I could quit and just do stocks full time and not be to bad off either. By the Way, I'm married, for like 17 years or so, and I don't get chicks (officially). Don't worry life shits on me all the time, I just learned how to make it into fertilizer and grow other things out of it.

Here are some other shows that you just need to see the last 15 minutes to get the story:

House, or as I call it mis-diagnosis. This show has 45 minutes of speculative medicine then house realizes that it was just a hang nail that the patient is suffering from.

Criminal Minds, or as I call it Just-In-Time. They track a killer for 50 minutes and the killer will kill other people, but in the end, they show up just in time to save the hot chick, or the mentally challenged orphan.

Just about any basketball game. Why is it a team can be up by 25 going into the 4th quarter, and then in the last 5 minutes be down by 5. To make matters worse, the line is usually +7, so now you have to hope they can hang on and cover.

OK now for some shows you can watch, then switch off 5 minutes before the end.

Jerry Springer, I do love me some Jerry, but you can skip the final thought.

60 Minutes, did you know that Andy Rooney is offically older than Abe Vigoda, yeah, it blew me away as well. They are both older than George Washington however.

Cold Case, if I wanted to see a video of some snow white chick (I call her Poewder) walking an older white gentlemen into the slammer, I could just watch a Sinead O'Connor video.

Any porno flick, If your not done 5 minutes before the end of the movie, don't force it, it just wasn't meant to be.
 
I agree with all of your assessments on the shows. But you forgot to include all of the Law & Order shows. Same formula for every show on every spin-off variation. Bread does it best:

* Bad guy does something bad
* Detectives are on the case
* Detectives interview suspects and inform them that they will "take them downtown" if they don't cooperate
* Assistant DA stands behind the two-way glass at the station discussing the case with the Captain when the Defense lawyer bursts in and informs them that they are done questioning their client
* Cut to defendant sitting at trial while the Judge berates the Assistant DA for not having proper evidence
* Detectives shake their head in disgust that the Assitant DA couldn't do their job
* Jury finds the defendant either guilty or not guilty

THE END
 
I'm waiting for the law and Order network. Law and Order followed by Law and Order SVU, then Law and Order School Crossing Guard, followed by CHiPs, then followed by the Law and Order with the dude who can't keep his head on straght. I forgot the name, but his partner kind of looks like Peter Pan.