roguejuror
matty's hype man
- Since
- Jan 24, 2010
- Messages
- 65,941
- Score
- 6,833
- Tokens
- 36
I listen to james brown every morning, its better than coffee
I listen to james brown every morning, its better than coffee
I don't live in Canada.
I live in Toronto, which is like Canada, only better.
Elitist Canadian jibberish is the cutest thing ever. God Bless you guys.
Fuck the US, I'm not going out of my way to to get permission to visit that shithole anyway.
I'm about 3 years into it. Not too bad thus far
I remember being tormented by a rooster as a kid when we visited some grandma in the country
I picked up some flowers from the local cemetery on my way home for my wife.
Who eats cat here?
everyone is from the internet rayray
Yes, sucking cock is 10000000 times more fun.
It's going to warm up to 75 degrees this afternoon. I am thinking of going to the golf course with a 12 pack and a small bag of weed.
She must like her cunt being licked without teeth in the way.
I only like the urine of others. I'm too much of a lady to use my own urine.
I love Tony Stewart. And by love I mean I would lick the sweat off his face.
I saw a guy my age that I have known a long time the other day and I was thinking to myself, yeah, poor guy, it's taking its toll. So much more tired and ragged than he used to be. Dude is heading down a road and there is no coming back.
Then I realized I was looking in the mirror.
The smudge at the bottom of the dark spot is Mini Matty. The lighter colored spot inside that smudge is Mini Matty's mini heart.